lol... yea i think we could have some fun.. im always up for a good time

Damn, reading about what Nancy and Jillian said has definately... arroused my "interest".

stick a head in? wah!

Prison perhaps? Somehow this reminded me of Pulp Fiction:

"The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright... So he hid it
in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he
wore this watch up his ass."

now now, what do you know. i have yet to find another girl who has expressed the same thing. ive been masturbating long before i knew what masturbating was, but thats how i had always done it until i figured out something could be put in there.. but still, thats the way that gets me off for sure, rather than maybe.

Agreed :thumbsup:

Can't beleive nobody's mentioned this....

This one time at band camp......... :D

Pee? Really?? Why??? May I ask and what made you want to do that??

I dunno, i'd be skeptical of those x-rays. In order for something to get truly lost in a vagina it'd have to go through the cervix which normally can only fit very small objects, however it does stretch during childbirth so there is still a possibility.

I apologise in advance if this post dosent make sense, i just had 2 exams and im pretty tired.

Strange things you've put in your vagina!
 

Alright, after spending ten minutes laughing hysterically, i got the idea to start a similiar thread but for us ladies to make everyone laugh! So lets hear them!

For me -
A sharpie, ice, Ben Wa balls (not that those are unusual)

well, my list is boring, but my roommate asked me to add her stuff!

- a cucumber, cylindrilical spongy thing, a plastic easter egg, a highlighter, ice

There is already a thread about that... it just needs to be resurrected. :)

gosh . . . a plethora of sex toys . . . a cumcumber and many other loverly things :) :D good times, good times . . . :)

I must remember to invite you the next time I have a party ;) :thumbsup:

Definitely you need to come to my next party. :D

*sigh* I may be in love.

It has occurred to me that really strange things trigger that response in me ;)

Hmm...nothing too weird, I think...ice, vibe, knife HANDLE, fingers, ben wa balls...

um.......................?

Penises, fingers, and vibrators. I'd be too scared of an infection to put anything else in there.
Imagine my horror when my drunk boyfriend suggested using a wiener as a dildo one night. After I flipped out on him & the poor guys balls hibernated deep in his abdomen, any chances of him getting laid that night went "poof".

hmm the strangest thing... well there was this guy once he had this ...... oh never mind.. hehehe. Well been there with the vegetables, ice, balls, but nothing compares to something that seems a long time ago and a galaxy far far away.. I was younger and into different things. I was drunk of course which helped. I was playing with a guy and i was tied on the bed and he had his friend there, hey it was cool two guys wooohoo, but it got twisted when he brought his monkey, a chimp there.. So i have to say that was the strangest thing ever had in me.

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I spent the last few minutes reading the replies to this thread, very funny stuff.

Nothing too outrageous over here... just a penis and some fingers. Although after my boyfriend read about an encounter with a spoon, he tried that on me as well. Good stuff! :thumbsup:

Did someone just say they had a chimp inside them? That one definitely needs elaboration.

Oo Oo! I see my roommate!

lol I like that one! :)

Well...actually I wasn't talking about actually seeing her. I see her post on the thread...hehe...

I may have broken her in with a Frozen Banana. I did it to this one woman I was messing with and I thought she was never gonna call again. Like 2 days later she called and was going off about how much she loved it and had never tried it before. Score +1 for the banana

no i haven't ... Link???


anyways: necessity is the mother of invention:


take 5 chopsticks, hopefully the plastic kind, put elastic bands around them, and hold them between your palms. slid them in, and roll your hands. presto, an amazing sensation.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ty mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I saw a video involving a traffic cone once.

heh. Is this a chopsticks thing?

Jail, actually. :)

Because I've always wanted to try things (except kids and animals) at least once before I write off the idea entirely. You never know what might turn you on.

Like anal sex for example. I never thought that I'd find anal sex agreeable but after giving it a shot it has now become one of my favourite sexual activities.

Like I said: you never know :)

Really? How come?

Some things sound a lot more clever before you actually say them. It just seems like you'd be a fun person.