i went to my ex girls house and jizzed all over the door knob

MY female Next door neighbours bedroom. And also in the bath is a good place ;)

in a chum bucket on a fishing charter????? nothing gets me goin like a bucket o chum mmmmm mmmmmmm.... lol

On a bet - In a postal mail truck that was parked.
Also in the gym shower and previous jobs

Right smack-dab in the middle of a lake. I just got bored, swam out (long-ass swim) and decided that I wanted to see what it would be like to blow my load under-water. Not all too different from dry land.


I know a guy who creamed all over one of those buttons you push at an intersection to cross the road. He didn't tell me which though. Consequently, I usually wait until someone else pushes it...

driving while masturbating can be fun

I had a business brunch with a really really hot client of mine, so on the way back to the office i had to stop somewehre to unload.

The only place that was open at that hour of the day was this place that had live "lingerie modeling."

Anyhow, needless to say, i was encouraged to "make myself comfortable"

Just in case you dont understand this, I whipped out my crank and buffed it to a glossy shine on the couch in front of the "lingerie model"

Where do some of our male masturbaters shoot their load......especially while in a car or somewhere random where a tissue is not available.

Like just about everyone else in the world apparently, I've done it in the bathroom at work, on a plane, and while driving.

BUT PLEASE masturbate quietly. I went in the men's room about a month ago and could hear some guy taking care of business in one of the stalls. For me, that was very disturbing.

lets see-
on a train, pretending to snooze under my coat as a blanket.
in department store changing rooms, trying on sexy underwear.
in every office I ever worked in.
in back of a car unbeknownst to the driver.
in toilets.
sitting at a table in a bar, and on the tube, coming from muscle clenching only though.
in a jacuzzi whilst with friends(!)
of course - out in nature.
on the beach.
................

oh yeah - and in libraries.

so glad i never caught any male students at my high school jerking. i heard of a few stories. i was like... glad i wasnt there. id hate to see it.

seems to me libraries are a popular place...

public places. ive found its been my g\f whose done it for me, plane, bus, car

anyways i did do it once in the computer labs.. all alone after hours. (this going back 3 years now). i was soo in need of company after the girl at the time i was trying to hook in had left me there to finish my work.. :P

(yes, eventually i did hook up with her :) and she eventually became an ex ) :rolleyes:

Danger Wank
masturbating, but in such a way that you are very likely to get caught.
Increasing the thrill by trying to finish cranking one off before you are caught

Geoff, fancying a danger wank, stood in his mum's bathroom,leaving the door open, grasped his throbbing member and shouted "Mum!"

I dunno, I did at work once when I was about 18 or so, it was quite a while ago.

Okay, when I was 15 I went with my dad and my little sister to my uncles house for a week, we all shared a pull-out couch bed and my dad and sister fell asleep while I was watching TV. While channel surfing I discovered that my uncle got the playboy channel, and one thing led to another...

Also...
Gulf of Mexico in broad daylight,
Pool with people around,
Hot tub in a hotel,
Friends room on his recliner while he slept about 5' away,

well my favorite was a public beach late at night
back when i first discovered it i would do it at school all the time.
airport restroom it had been a long time and the magazines well u know
Good memories

Okay well here's the thing - for me, anyway, I can squeeze those muscles down there and get pretty stimulated. You know, like kegels. So I have been known to do this just anywhere, like in an elevator, while standing in line at the store, sitting at my desk, that sort of thing. I've never brought myself to orgasm that way and don't actually think I could - does it still count?

i dont know if anyone will see my post way down here but when i was iono 13-15 i made a game of this, doing it wherever just to say i had. So I have many good ones:

Jr High Urinal
Alley on the way home (twice)
Dumpster behind texico
Airplane bathroom (seems like 2 or 3 times (like every time i fly))
freind's mom's living room when they were all sleeping or outside
in the car
In the back seat of the car at drivers ed (i didnt finish, that would be to obvious)
on the trampoline in the backyard
my living room
Highschool bathrooms
College bathrooms
Wardrobe room at the college (left a stain on the carpet)
biology lab (In highschool after hours I ganked it and put it under a microscope THEY REALLY SWIM!!!)
Freinds bathrooms
in class (when i was younger i could make myself come by just pushing on it for a long time)
In a portopotty a few times
Once in highschool I was taking a dump and the cheerleaders were painting signs outside the door and they all came into they guys bathroom to wash their hands so I did it while they were there

Actually I have always had a habit of doing weird things just so i could say "i did that".
Once I put my jizz in the microwave..... this girl im my chemistry class thought that was hilarious

haha this thread is amazing! the only places i really do it is at home or relatives washrooms. And i can remember back when i was around 13 or so i did it at a friends house when he went to take a piss.
At my brothers house who had the playboy channel, he ended up coming home earlier than i thought he would and i heard his footsteps at the door, so i just turned off the TV and bolted it for the can. Anyways while i was in the can he turned on the TV which was still on playboy and he yelled out "i didnt leave it on that channel"

And on a side note: where do you guys put the mess when you are driving? Just throw it out the window or something? haha

Isnt that like an instant ticket into hell? Jizzing on some dead guys forehead? :lol: :lol:

My friends bathroom while sniffing his sisters' panty. Was the first pair of worn panties I got hold of in puberty :crazy:

Well, I've done a lot of wanking in my times, and some of my spots include...

In the car (gotta have a napkin or something handy! Stop at BK or McD's before you wank and you can get napkins there)

When I first started figuring out what it could do, I was shopping for school clothes at JCPenney's and decided that the dressing room would be a cool place, with all the mirrors and such.

My grandparents house. They always had KY under the sink in the bathroom, so that was nice.

I took a road trip after I graduated from high school with a buddy and we stopped at some old farmhouse to crash one night, and I was sleeping in the back of the car, when I woke up and decided to beat off next to the big oak tree in the front yard.

Sometimes I leave my window open in my room on the odd chance that the people next door can see, because they leave the blinds open when they go at it, so I figure it's only fair to return the favor!!

Ahh... the good old days...

1. Classroom after everybody left (Yes, it was risky, considering that the door was open :D)
2. Work
3. School Bus
4. My gf's room, she was watching and it was under her parent's bedroom :D
5. Grandparent's place

You were watching me!?

in my hand

It's sooo easy for women... :hmm: I'ts not fair.
With us guys you always need some space to unleash the beast.

If I'd do it...:o... My places could have been on an Airplane and Thai-Bath..

hmm... in the movie theater while i was watching resident evil... i felt the urge

in my aunt's house while surfing porn on her computer w/o her knowledge, while my cuzzins were layin on the bed behind me watching TV (they could have turned and seen me... but luckily they were watching Yu-Gi-Oh or something and I had 15 mins to myself)

in my aunt's pool, and i ejaculated like 20 seconds b4 she came out to give me a drink

bathroom... but that's not even interesting

in my spanish class o_0 i had on a big puffy sweatshirt, and i juss started yankin away =D

in a tent with my friend sleeping about 3 feet away from me

The bathroom of the Sanger Theater, during Le Triviata.

While driving (like everyone else, apparently HA)

At work (again, like everyone else)

At several friends and relatives houses

At restaurants (in the restroom) on long road trips

In a hotel room in Vegas with my mate (we'd both lost a lot of cash downstairs in the casino and when I got out of the shower, he didn't get the porn he'd rented turned off quick enough. One thing led to another...)

In dozens of dressing rooms

At a peep show in New York City

In the middle of the road at 4am when traffic was next to nil

On my front porch

On the balcony of an old apartment

On the balcony of a (very tall) hotel (facing into the woods)

I'm sure there's more...

Now, what are the strangest places I've had sex (including oral)?

See that list above? All of those except the middle of the road and the dressing room, plus the airplane (and when I had sex in Vegas it was on a different trip and with my wife)

Driving to and from work Daylight hours.
On a train.
In many a motel(in the sink or in front of the mirror, sitting on a chair, or for some variety laying on the luggage stand whatever happens to appeal at the time.)
In front of mirrors mostly, call me crazy I like to watch.

on a road trip, I was on a deserted road, pulled over, got out, enjoyed the view, and beat it

I've used my waterbottle, while at work, in the office washroom stall.

I'll be doing it again too, it's kinda scary when somebody comes in and uses the stall right next to you...

The hospital bathroom in Saiki Japan while visiting a sick relative.
They had these weird bidet type toilets that sprayed a jet of water... Damn, I gotta say...

I love this thread! My answer is:
At work, right now (or perhaps in the next couple of minutes whilst I surf for something appropriate to get me going.
I find myself distracted most days until I can relieve myself and then get back to thinking about what I'm supposed to be doing.

Other places:
In church (it's true!) - I was in the choir, and I had a long robe on!
Driving (it keeps me awake sometimes)
My wife wanked me off in the water at a beach on St. Thomas.
In bed next to my wife, who had fallen asleep too soon, and I didn't have the heart to wake her.
Anyway, gotta go - got business to tend to . ..

:)

WTF!?!?!?! LOL....I would have to say in my car driving and in my office at work.

Driving down the notorious hill where I live

Behind the History teacher on a crowded charter bus heading back from a visit from the state's capital (g/f's help)

On another crowded bus on a band trip (it doesn't matter which - this was a regular occurence with or without the g/f's help)

And once at work. Which was after hours.

You've waxed your wally, choked your chicken, punched your monkey, buttered the corn, practiced the five knuckle shuffle while driving a car!!!!! :eek: :crazy: I might be able to pull this off (pardon the pun) if I was in a long straight away 110 mph zone. I'm thinking a peel me off the ceiling experience is not meant to be had behind the wheel...but that's just me.

http://www.boscovstravel.com/picture...page/epcot.jpg

The ride broke down, there was hardly anyone on the ride....didnt finish, but bahahaha, looking back..... there *had* to be security cameras.

Otherwise, work & outdoors at a park at night. Got a mosqutio bite on it too, *that* was HORRIBLE.

In a park, in various gardens, on highways, every workplace, airplane, yacht, train, highschool class (the old leg bounce), girls dorm bathroom (I'm a guy), restaurants, in a tree (dangerous - I nearly fell out), off a cliff-into the sea, camping.

If my seed grew in the wild there'd be forests of little me's.

This fuckin' thread rocks. Here's my list:

In the pacific ocean, while hanging onto a buyoy
on the roof of a local grocery store
inside the walk-in refridgerator at Pizza Hut
my friends house, on his mom's bed
at a cemetery
in a phone booth

Let's see... Boss's desk(phone), Tanning bed, Driving, wife (while driving), under blanket at baseball game...

daddio82 -

That's pretty ballsy (no pun intended) to whittle your carrot at a baseball game. I salute you, sir. :D

public bathroom

not enough odd places - car, outside, whatever - it's exciting to read of other's escapades

going to make the best of time that is given to me in the future though

I have a question for all the male, public masturbaters. What the hell do you do with the nut? Leave it on the floor? wipe it on your pants?

all I can say is there is alot of weird ideas popping into my mind right now.


lol

When I was in 7th grade in my geography class. Through my pocket. I can't believe how uncontrollable I was. My dick had a mind of it's own. It decided to jump up at the WORST times imaginable. Like on the school bus and right before I had to walk somewhere. Damn annoying. I am so glad those days are over. I am 20 now, yea haw.

i just polished one off in the studio! i felt like i needed to contribute to this thread. no pleasure was gained from this episode, it was for ya'll!! :)

So Few Women
 

Squishor, yes, it still counts.
And by the way, this thread seems to be a sausage party. If I didn't know better, I'd believe that you TFP girls are a pretty boring lot in the masturbation department. :confused:

LOL Not at all, but the question was: "Where is the <i>strangest</i> place you've ever masturbated." Not, "How often do you masturbate, HOW do you masturbate, etc..." I can assure you, <i>that</i> would not be boring. ;)

high school library
department stores
laundry mat
outdoor pool ..ie raging waters

every place i go i give it a couple of tugs. kind of like marking your territory.

Same here. Word for word :)

I second (or third...w/e) the airplane...in the bathroom of course...um...my gfs house back in the day with her parents right next to it...uh... family member's house...

In the car is obviously not as strange as many of us previously thought.. Mine was on 2 separate trips from cally to NC by myself... since then only a few to make up for the lack of the trip :) .. 2nd odd place.,. in the ocean while thousands of naive people sit on the beach clueless of my pleasures.. :) and of course as Im sure most of you are as well.. RIGHT NOW!! fun fun fun... who dont love a good spanking :)

Canada.

It's a strange place because people are polite, there's enough alcohol in the beer to make it good, and people stop for pedestrians in the crosswalk instead of speeding up and trying to get through before you can cross.

In my boss's office that I shared waiting on a video I was editing to render.

sitting in the snow on the outskirts of a largish park whilst people were walking there dogs and things at about 8pm..

At the casino - Hey, I was winning.

Right now.......In the computer lab at my school

In a porta-potty at a busy construction site. I was using a jack-hammer and it gave me a massive hard on, and I just couldn't let it go...

You people make me feel like a freakin' monk! Anything I've done was so long ago that I don't remember much, but for what I do remember,

on the shore of a lake, at camp, behind a girl's bunk house
in the car. I was all over the road.

Oooooh yeah. Look for me in the front row this Sunday.
Lindy
(see my post today under the "Christian girls....." thread. Oh what fun!

in college, in the back of class.. while a movie was going... two hours ago. i like wearing skirts :)

While......posting......on.....an....internet....discussion......forum. :D

Military traning ground... Was so damn boring laying in a bush waiting for the enemy

in a peep show in amsterdam...didn't plan to just thought that it was my duty.

Strangest place I ever "Shook hands with Satan" was behind someone in a car. I was riding bitch in the back seat and they were up front and din't notice till next day when they saw cumstain on the upholstery. I was holding a conversation with them all the way through the deed.

That's....not....so....strange. :D

in the car.. on the bus.. at work... in class...in a club...on stage...firends houses... cemetary...car dealer (test drive)... dressing room... locker room... health club... tanning bed... beach... pool deck.. pool...rollercoaster...nascar race..... i could go on and on

the weirdest would have to be at a boyfriends house while eating dinner with his parents... he started rubbing my leg and i just couldnt help myself... his mom and dad had no clue but he knew and thats all that mattered... or at least i dont think they noticed

some of you are strange individuals...

while driving and looking at hot women.. at the same time ;D

See me after class.............!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup:

Damn....this thread really took off. (or got off) LOL
It goes to show, the urge is stronger than the vanity!

At work, school.

How do you do it while driving? I mean, from my personal experience I get cranky if I don't finish. It seems to me that in order to finish in the car, you'd have to jizz on the steering wheel or something. Do you guys keep tissues handy?

In the middle of my class. It's great being a girl.

Thats f'en hilarious!!
I mean roller coaster?! Nascar race?!! It's like they're just not exciting enough for you, so you have to add that little bit extra....
Sorry, I'm not having a go but I'm just picturing it. :thumbsup:

OK my turn *thinks up place*.......funeral!

locker room

Driving down the Interstate. If I get tired, I just whip it out and start stroking to stay awake. Works great for me.

This has come [pun] up a few times in this thread, so I thought I would chime in. If tissues are not available and you don't want to make a mess, you can use a technique called retrograde ejaculation. I am sure that you can do a search on it and learn more, but basically at the moment of release (or just before) you hold down with firm pressure at the base the underside of your penis compressing the urethra. The ejaculate, unable to move forward through the urethra, travels retrograde up to the bladder. I can hear some jaws dropping out there. Yes, it is possible. And no, it doesn't hurt.

I have used retrograde ejaculation myself. While the sensation is unusual at first, the technique can come in handy when you don't want everything to come out all over. It can be particularly useful skill if you have a woman who prefers not to have a load delivered orally, but you would prefer to remain in her mouth. Not quite as good as letting everything go, but perhaps a close second. On a historical note, it has been documented that many men (particularly kings, though this is likely because their lives are more often documented) were counseled on how to practice retrograde ejaculation as a means to prevent unwanted pregnancy. Coitus reservatus instead of coitus interruptus, though I wouldn't really recommend either as a form of birth control.

Lastly, a disclaimer. There is a small increase in the risk of developing a urinary tract infection if you don't otherwise practice good hygiene. This risk can be decreased by urinating soon after.

And on the topic of the thread:

In the backseat of a car my mom was driving and Grandma in the passenger seat
In the loft space of a motorhome (we took family road trips when I was young)
At school (junior, high, college, graduate)
At work (multiple jobs)
In a pool
In the ocean
In front of my wife while on the interstate
Dorm room while roommate slept on lower bunk

I'm sure there are more...

I had a homie that was in the back seat of his parents car on a road trip. Story goes that he was playing around with the sun visor when the idea struck. He pulled it off :)

Into the sour cream container when I worked at Taco Bell.

uhhhhhhh you win.

In the Sea of Cortez in Mexico

In the car after being away from my girlfreind for a while. She finished me off though later that night.

sitting on the girl`s toilet in a youth hostel....
it was kinda fun :)

Train.

By the way,in the ocean would the salt...hurt down there?

Here is my list:
In the car while driving
Many times in high school during study hall
In my dorm room with roommates sleeping close by
Work bathroom

Now my question:

With all these unusual public places being listed, did anyone ever get caught? I don't think I have, but I have to wonder if my roommates in college ever woke up and heard me.

My list:
church pew (though no one else was around)
hot springs
hot tub with two guy friends with no clue as to what was going on

I have done it at a park, at a school yard in evening, in car,in a river, in a lake, at work, in a movie, back of a greyhound, at night in my cot in the Army, on guard duty (In Army), on an Aleutian Island in a deserted quonset hut.

now that's just wrong!

1) In an air plane restroom (who hasn't)?
2) At a rest stop in northern texas...wandered off into the woods. Was a beautifal place.
3) At work (restroom)
4) University Restroom

At work (restroom and at my desk)
Backseat of a car with a girl friend of mine while 2 others were in the front seat

Ummm :hmm: What were you doing at the back of a greyhound?

I think he means the world famous Greyhound-Omnibusses,:)
but on the second thought...

Well .. humm .. done it at my friends apartment .. behind a house on my way somewhere ( felt the need ) ....

I've jerked off my gf in a taxi crammed with people :)
And she's jerked me off while I was driving :)

Interesting anecdote. In the late 1800's and early 1900's, when there were clothing sweat shops in which the women were working at foot powered mechanical sewing machines, a journalist passing through one noted that every once and a while a seamstress would cry out and collapse on her sewing machine for a few minutes. It turned out that the women had learned how to stimulate themselves via the treadle action of the sewing machine and that this form of masturbation was very common.

Ditto at work. Haven't tried it in the car. But I did it in an airplane lavatory, probably more than once if I tried hard to remember.

On the train under the newspaper!! I was young and hideously horny and didn't care it I got caught. Luckily I didn't. :crazy:

In my car, in the parking lot at my High School

I just remembered one from a couple years ago. At my friends place listening to him and his girl doing it.