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robodog 07-18-2004 08:08 PM

Road Head
 
Went to a concert with the misses yesterday. I was a bit wound up for some reason, perhaps it was the fact that she had been out of commision for most of the week. She realized my state when I had a slight accident on the way into the show (a HOT blond drove past in Lamborghini Countach, I stared a little long and slightly tapped the SUV in front of me, luckily no damage). Then I had to sit through an entire concert with all these fine young things running around in almost nothing since it was a mid summer outdoor concert. So on the way home the misses decides to help me out a bit =) Luckily I managed not to swerve at all and the road was pretty clear so there was little chance for an accident. Do you have any stories of geting or giving road head? Please share.

Craven Morehead 07-18-2004 08:34 PM

road trip hummers are a favorite - no stories to share though

road trip!

Sugar&Spice 07-18-2004 10:14 PM

Let's see. I have one. My boyfriend and I were driving down the highway and I started to give him head. It was actually a lot of fun just because there was that slight chance that a truck could go by and see us. Anyways, I was getting turned on and so we had to pull over in some tiny little town and hop in the back.

THGL 07-19-2004 05:44 AM

The only story worth sharing would be one on the way back from a trip to FL with my girlfriend at the time. We were driving through downtown Atlanta just after dark. There was so much traffic to contend with I really couldn't enjoy getting the hummer. After we got out of Atlanta, we ended up finding a strip mall off the interstate with a very large and empty parking lot and we finished up there.

mrbigdog 07-19-2004 06:11 AM

i ddrive a 18 wheeler for a living my wife gives great road head all the time when the truck is going down the road

Arsenic7 07-19-2004 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrbigdog
... when the truck is going down the road
That's the best time to get road head, right?:lol:
As for me...nothing interesting. My girlfriends a tease though so onetime when I pulled over while she was giving me road head she was like "what are you doing" and stopped. That sucked. She usually just does it when she's bored and has run out of things to say, which isn't often :P .

tooth 07-19-2004 11:03 AM

I-75, downtown Macon, GA, middle of the afternoon with the kids asleep in the back seat.

We had just spent a week with her grandparents in Florida. In a small mobile home. Talk about pent-up sexual energy.

fhqwhgads 07-19-2004 11:22 AM

Ahhhh...road head.

Point me to the street with the speedbumps.

I'm a classy guy, I know.

absorbentishe 07-19-2004 11:33 AM

No stories here, other than seeing others. Driving a mini van that sits up just high enough, I've seen a few others on the road and wish that my wife would do that to me, but to no avail.

robodog 07-19-2004 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fhqwhgads
Ahhhh...road head.

Point me to the street with the speedbumps.

I'm a classy guy, I know.

Sounds like a good way to get your pal bit into *ouch*

PDOUBLEOP 07-19-2004 12:13 PM

On a double date...I'm driving. My date looks at the couple in the back and says "Do you guys mind if I suck Pdoubleop's dick while we drive?" They said "uhhhh no" and she got busy. I could see through the rear-view mirror that the girl in the back was peeking. That's my best road head story.

Dawson70 07-19-2004 01:45 PM

Received it many times. One of our favorit things to do, coming home from the bars or if we are alone for any stretch of time. I have even managed to eat her out while she is driving. With cruise control and sliding seats, its not that difficult. :)

fhqwhgads 07-19-2004 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by robodog
Sounds like a good way to get your pal bit into *ouch*
No, pulling up to a sobriety checkpoint while receiving road head is a good way to get bit. Ok, well, she didn't bite him, but she was rather pissed off.

yakimushi 07-20-2004 03:27 PM

Its a wunnerful thing. Truly.

The best though is meeting another dudes look and holding it as you pass him, a mutual bond of respect passes and you feel like a king.

la petite moi 07-20-2004 04:02 PM

Sounds dangerous to me. I would never do that.

RainbowBright 07-20-2004 04:28 PM

when I was younger I did it fairly often for my boyfriends. The best was when we were on a back road with my future husband and he got so excited he had to stop driving. He pulled up to a stop sign and just stayed there until we finished up.

Flyguy 07-20-2004 06:55 PM

Road head..... love it!:cool:

Wifey has indulged me many times. Recently, coming back from a Mariners game in Seattle, we were driving down I-5 and she gets horny and starts feeling me up. After a while she gets really hot so she pulls out my cock and starts going at it. Cars and trucks are whizzing by, I don't care cause it's already dark. A minivan full of a family paced us for a while though. I don't care if they saw anything or not. We ended up puling over at a rest stop filled with other motorists (we were at the far end of the parking area away from others) and she hopped over to my seat ripped off her panties and started to ride. I don't know if they noticed my car bobbing up and down but it sure as hell was!

joens1 07-20-2004 08:15 PM

The misses did it one time. After I was emptied, she looked around, and spit it out of the passenger side of the truck. We ended up with a "supreme car wash".

icksters 07-20-2004 08:30 PM

giving road head is fun ;) when i first got my car i told my bf that it had to be christened, so off we went for a *drive* we pulled over and got busy...thats not really road head, but more recently we were driving back home from the mall and we were on the palisades and i think i definately surprised him, there were no cars on the road and trucks aren't allowed there, so we had nothing to worry about :) fun times

ngdawg 07-20-2004 08:40 PM

This story was told to me by my brother-I can't vouch for its authenticity:
Several years ago, a player for the Philadelphia Flyers was killed in his car while getting road head. Apparently, he was at the point of coming and lost control of the car. His girlfriend was trapped between him and the steering column-I don't recall whether she survived.
Coming home from a weekend in TN, I and a friend and I were in seperate cars and talking with 2-ways. A small white car suddenly veered in front of me into the left lane. A woman's head popped up, looked around and disappeared again as the driver kept weaving in and out of traffic. I radioed my friend to warn him and he couldn't believe it. The guy could have caused an accident, but it sure was funny!

DirtyVegas 07-20-2004 08:51 PM

just about every trip to Cali, and i love it.

dendron 07-23-2004 12:34 AM

i used to get road head alot and it was amazing wish she would have swallowed but god it was such a turn on. feels fantastic wish she'd still do it.

HurleyBoy 07-23-2004 04:34 AM

im still waiting to get my first road head while im driving my 4x4 pickup around :P

Kurant 07-23-2004 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Flyguy
Road head..... love it!:cool:

Wifey has indulged me many times. Recently, coming back from a Mariners game in Seattle, we were driving down I-5 and she gets horny and starts feeling me up. After a while she gets really hot so she pulls out my cock and starts going at it. Cars and trucks are whizzing by, I don't care cause it's already dark. A minivan full of a family paced us for a while though. I don't care if they saw anything or not. We ended up puling over at a rest stop filled with other motorists (we were at the far end of the parking area away from others) and she hopped over to my seat ripped off her panties and started to ride. I don't know if they noticed my car bobbing up and down but it sure as hell was!

That's some straight Porn type shit!

Nice bro!

mtsgsd 07-23-2004 06:58 AM

This was a real common event with my first wife. Never had trouble keeping control of the car either, and she was *good*. Sigh, those were the days. :)

kutulu 07-23-2004 08:39 AM

I like it because it's a little dangerous but I prefer to be at home. I've never finished while driving. I think it would be too messy and I'd be afraid that I'd lose control of the car.

screamincheetah 07-23-2004 10:10 AM

There is nothing better than Road Head, especially if the woman initiates it. One, you have a woman who initiates giving head. That's a great start. Two, she wants it or you or both enough to give it to you driving down the road. All good things.
My best story goes a few years back, and was with this very sexual girl. We had just had Mexican food and are heading up the highway, and with no warning she's got me out and in her mouth. I was so turned on, and it felt amazing...then there was the burning. I was concerned at first and then realized it was from the Mexican food. After a minute, I was able to get used to it and relax. When I went, I'm pretty sure I almost blacked out for a second, which isn't safe, but definitely puts into the Top 5 orgasms I've ever had.
I need to stop talking about this...it's been too long since I've had Road Head, and that's sad.

Dwayne 07-24-2004 09:01 AM

My girlfriend loves giving road head. But when she is driving she is giving me road hand jobs:)

la petite moi 07-24-2004 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dwayne
My girlfriend loves giving road head. But when she is driving she is giving me road hand jobs:)
You can tell she doesn't drive manually. :lol:

rasta4687 07-24-2004 10:26 AM

I've got a pretty good one. So me and my then-hump-buddy are heading to Atlanta for a big concert about a month ago, and we're just cruising along talking about random stuff. We eventually get on the topic of road head, and all of a sudden she goes "So, wanna try it?"

"Sure," says I. And she starts going at it right as we are coming down I-85 into downtown Atlanta. We were in a pretty low-lying car, so pretty much anyone who drove by could get a pretty good view of what was going on. However, I didn't really care - I was getting road head for the first time!

Then something happened that I did not expect. Traffic stopped. Dead...stopped. I had no idea what to do. Thankfully, she didn't even notice, just kept going full blast. So I just sat there and enjoyed it. I looked over to my left and saw a pickup truck full of hispanic dudes watching and laughing, so I leaned over and gave them a thumbs up out the window. They returned the thumbs up, and traffic slowly picked back up.

Everything finished off really well after that. Sadly, we both moved on to other things after a while and are no longer having the good times we used to. Oh well, there's always hope.

Ventus 07-24-2004 07:00 PM

I got one. (saw on EMT ride along for classes) 2 couples were driving home from an after prom party. 2 in the back seat giving road head, the 2 in the frount making out. The car hit a pot hole and smashed into the tree. when we got there (paramedics) teh man in the back seat had bleed out adn teh girl in the back seat had bitten his dick off and it was still in her mouth. the 2 in the frount along with the girl in the back were killed on impact. the people who called it in say they hear loud screaming and went to look and found him there. so not to bumm anyone out but i wouldnt suggest leting people driving you make out while you do road head.

Ventus 07-24-2004 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by la petite moi
You can tell she doesn't drive manually. :lol:
unless she is a really good multi-tasker

Rubek13 07-25-2004 04:22 PM

Here's a story.

Me and a friend of mine read this forum together, and because of this thread she got curious about road head. On a trip home from Denver with her I was lucky enough to have enjoyed road head, thanks to everyone here.

Now thats teamwork. Good work fellas

robodog 07-25-2004 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rubek13
Here's a story.

Me and a friend of mine read this forum together, and because of this thread she got curious about road head. On a trip home from Denver with her I was lucky enough to have enjoyed road head, thanks to everyone here.

Now thats teamwork. Good work fellas

Glad I could share the experience and broaden someones sexual horizons =)

Rippley 07-29-2004 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fhqwhgads
Ahhhh...road head.

Point me to the street with the speedbumps.

I'm a classy guy, I know.

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! That may be the funniest thing I've ever seen. What an awesome comment. Speed bumps....hehe...its funny, 'coz it's true...

classique75 08-01-2004 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ngdawg
This story was told to me by my brother-I can't vouch for its authenticity:
Several years ago, a player for the Philadelphia Flyers was killed in his car while getting road head. Apparently, he was at the point of coming and lost control of the car. His girlfriend was trapped between him and the steering column-I don't recall whether she survived.

Pelle Lindbergh died after a car accident because he was DUI. His girlfriend was not in the car with him.

aphroditeskiss1 08-01-2004 07:53 PM

So here's my story about it...There was a running joke about a friend of my SO's getting road head on their way back from a vacation. He actually didn't but we had been joking around about it and then we all left (in different cars) to meet up somewhere else. My SO said "so...what about that road head?". It was kinda exciting because we were driving down is one of the buisiest in our city and we were worried our friends would see us. He enjoyed it though...:)

LondonsBurning 08-02-2004 01:48 AM

First time I got road head was last year, and it was so exciting. My ex and I spent the whole day out together christmas shopping, and travelling around. Spent a few hours at a park nearby her house, and walked around. Before I dropped her off to her parents home, she started going down on me. Was really late and dark with almost no traffic on the freeway. We got off on the exit ramp to get to her house on a three lane road, and I see a cop at the oncoming redlight. I didn't say a thing to her. I really needed to take a right turn at the light to get to her house and could of even though it was red, but instead stayed behind the cop who was waiting to take a left. Eventually the light turned green and I was able to take my right turn in safety, but just the idea of getting caught was so exhilerating, not to mention that she gave great head. It was her first time, and my first time to receive a hummer. What a way to go! I miss her dearly :( Great thread though!

Pragma 08-02-2004 05:36 PM

I haven't (yet) gotten road head yet, but I predict it in my future ;)

I have, however, gotten my girlfriend off with my hand while I was driving down I-95 in rush hour traffic. She was wearing a skirt, it was a bright sunny day, and we were both turned on. She was worried for a while about truckers, then eventually decided she needed to come more than she cared about people watching :thumbsup:

plyswellwthself 08-02-2004 05:50 PM

I gave road head for the first time in a Corvette that was GREAT!!!! lol


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