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Old 05-06-2004, 03:34 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Tastes of Oral

I am a virgin, never had sex and in College. I want to know what Oral sex tastes like, just curious.

If you any of you girls have any suggestions on how I should go about getting laid, I'd appreciate that as well.
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Old 05-06-2004, 04:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
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On getting laid, make friends with someone, and then wait for the right moment. Communication is key.

Nwlinkvxd says oral sex on me (a girl) tastes like butter and garlic...??? I say actually tasting his cum is vile. But that's cos he's a boy.
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Old 05-06-2004, 05:13 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I say actually tasting his cum is vile. But that's cos he's a boy.
LMFAO, i love you LPM, some of the shit you say about guys just really cracks me up.

Umm, as far as what cum tastes like, i've tried male and female, my own included. Hmm, tangy, sorta sweet, i'm not sure how to pinpoint it, everyone has their own flavour!
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Old 05-06-2004, 05:33 PM   #4 (permalink)
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yeah girl flavors are usually tangy and slightly sweet. i dont find guy flavors vile at all, they are sorta salty and slightly bitter, but like fallenangel said, each person has their own taste!
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Old 05-07-2004, 05:35 AM   #5 (permalink)
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how do you get sweet out of licking vag????? At first it is kinda sourish.....like a mouthful of pennies......and than it just goes to pretty much nothing...like water
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Old 05-07-2004, 05:40 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Pussy tastes have a tang to them, not bad but definitely tangy taste, some even have a mild lemony flavor. I've had American and Korean and Korean tasted better...YMMV tho. At any rate I rarely taste a pussy I dont' like.
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Old 05-07-2004, 07:14 AM   #7 (permalink)
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It depends a lot on what you eat how your juices taste. I do think girls are on the sweet side, although some don't taste like anything and just have that pussy aroma.

I try pretty hard not to taste the baby batter, just swallow as quickly as possible. I don't think man juice tastes good at all. I'll take girl over guy in that department any day.
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Old 05-07-2004, 07:17 AM   #8 (permalink)
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It depends a lot on what you eat how your juices taste. I do think girls are on the sweet side, although some don't taste like anything and just have that pussy aroma.

I try pretty hard not to taste the baby batter, just swallow as quickly as possible. I don't think man juice tastes good at all. I'll take girl over guy in that department any day.

ditto ; )
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Old 05-07-2004, 07:44 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Plus, they seems to change day to day. One day my SO's taste sour and the next sweet.
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Old 05-07-2004, 10:45 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Pussy tastes kind of tangy and sweaty. I'm a guy, but my advice for you on how to get laid is to get a chick drunk and then watch a movie at your place then you're as good as gold.
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Old 05-07-2004, 10:50 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Pussy tastes kind of tangy and sweaty. I'm a guy, but my advice for you on how to get laid is to get a chick drunk and then watch a movie at your place then you're as good as gold.

so sad, yet so true. because normally if she's planning on drinking around you, then still agrees to 'go watch a movie' she knows what's going to happen. Unless she's very very naive. *sigh*
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Old 05-07-2004, 11:23 AM   #12 (permalink)
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hehe yep. It also sets a nice mood because you're at your own home in a comfortable environment, dim the lights, you cuddle and that obviously leads to other things and of course when anyone is drunk (especially women) they become less inhibited.
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Old 05-07-2004, 11:29 AM   #13 (permalink)
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It really depends on the day and the girl...never unpleasant, but ranges from a mouthful of pennys, like somoene here said, to the vaguely electric taste of licking a 9v battery, to weak juicy fruit gum, to almost flavorless vague sweetness.
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Old 05-07-2004, 06:18 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I'd say that the "vaguely electric taste of licking a 9v battery" and "mouthful of pennies" descriptions are pretty accurate!

I think it's a taste that in any other context would be unpleasant at best, but in this situation, it's quite nice (assuming all hygiene is in order).
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Old 05-07-2004, 10:00 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Yeah, the penny description is oddly accurate. Makes you wonder.

Apparently us guys taste worse after eating meat. So there is something to be said for being a vegetarian.

A (male) friend of mine described semen as tasting like "fire, death and vomit." I don't know if that was refering to his own or someone else's.
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Old 05-08-2004, 08:12 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Somethig I've discovered is that the type of birth control my wife is using changes the taste, to be less "tangy."

After the birth of our son when she was au natural, the tnagy taste was almost gone. She's back on the pill, and so's the tang.

No big whup, just sayin'.
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Old 05-08-2004, 02:00 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Don't do it if he's sweaty or unbathed.
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Old 05-08-2004, 02:09 PM   #18 (permalink)
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It tastes like Heaven.
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Old 05-10-2004, 03:01 PM   #19 (permalink)
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My ex's pussy tasted like ass....hence the ex.
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Old 05-10-2004, 04:28 PM   #20 (permalink)
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i can't say i know what a mouthful of pennies taste like, but i can't say that i can describe what pussy tastes like either, so there you have it.
to get laid, i would say find a really horny girl, but i have been known to oversimplify...
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Old 05-11-2004, 10:31 AM   #21 (permalink)
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it tastes yeasty and foamy, kind of like bread dough.

What, it's not supposed to taste like that??
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Old 05-11-2004, 11:11 AM   #22 (permalink)
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i don't think there's one certain answer here.
everyone tastes different.
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Old 05-11-2004, 11:32 AM   #23 (permalink)
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i don't think there's one certain answer here.
everyone tastes different.
I would know. I've tasted everyone.
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Old 05-12-2004, 01:32 AM   #24 (permalink)
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havent tasted it in over a month... i'm looking forward to a fix.. *twitch*
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Old 05-12-2004, 06:18 AM   #25 (permalink)
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it tastes yeasty and foamy, kind of like bread dough.

What, it's not supposed to taste like that??

Well, I'm not too sure . I had a friend who described her boyfriend's semen as bread tasting. I, at that time, thought that was strange, but now that you mention it, maybe it's not...
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Old 05-12-2004, 05:04 PM   #26 (permalink)
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As for getting "laid." You are still a virgin, so I recommend making love with your first -- in other words, really love her. Reason being, you never forget your first. Also, once you "get it" you won't want to stop -- thus the need for a relationship. After that, it is up to you.
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Old 05-12-2004, 05:44 PM   #27 (permalink)
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so sad, yet so true. because normally if she's planning on drinking around you, then still agrees to 'go watch a movie' she knows what's going to happen. Unless she's very very naive. *sigh*
Not to thread jack, but it took me so long to figure this out... so many wasted movies.
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Old 05-16-2004, 05:56 PM   #28 (permalink)
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am i the only girl here who *likes* the taste of my boyfriend's cum?
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Old 05-16-2004, 07:32 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I just finally got used to the taste. Its not .. too bad. I just don't like how it lingers, so I usually try to get a drink or something.
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Old 05-17-2004, 05:52 AM   #30 (permalink)
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well ive only ever eaten out 2 girls, and both of them actually had little or no distinguishable taste most of the time. The tanginess someone suggested earlier is what ive experienced on a few occassions. btw is it weird for those 2 girls not to really have a taste?
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Old 05-18-2004, 12:48 AM   #31 (permalink)
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I'd say that the "vaguely electric taste of licking a 9v battery" and "mouthful of pennies" descriptions are pretty accurate!

I think it's a taste that in any other context would be unpleasant at best, but in this situation, it's quite nice (assuming all hygiene is in order).
Agree with all of that
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