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hu-man 05-03-2004 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lazlo
"honey, you make me want to get a job."

its funny because i probably wont get a job.

You can always tell her that you meant BLOWjob...

hu-man 05-03-2004 12:56 AM

I can't remember any lines used by me, but once, at a party in a big house, this girl just walks over to me, tells me to follow her outside, where she sat me down on a chair, opened my pants and started sucking my cock! We then found an empty room and fucked for the rest of the party ;)
Ah, good times.


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