A shot to the face is always a good laugh!!! :D

I know one method to make it blow insane distances.
I used to work at an adult store and became great friends with the dancers, since I used to take care of them, collect money attendance etc.
I ve heard many stories.
and well for cum shooting some guys on the other side of the window s in the fantasy boots used to put pen caps in the tip of their penis and hold it as long as they could when they had to cum,
Eventually releasing it and the cum would just rocket out, I even heard of them using bigger things then pen caps..

I don t know though if this can fuck them up.
I don t see how this can be the safest thing in the world.
I have never tried it and can t recommend it.
All that I know is that works.

funny sjit guys

That's always been the best method I have found. And you're going longer in the process so your woman should be happy :)

the easiest method would be to hold yourself longer

but I highly recommend the Kegel exercises (basically just flexing the muscle you use to hold in urine)...most of the time I see fantastic results (haha)

I just aim for an open window. Keeps the messes to a minimum.

thats the funniest thing I've heard today

Uh.. it's kinda hard with my wife sitting right there fingering herself and telling me how dirty I am ;)

it depends alot on the size of your pee tube and pee hole to be technical. a friend of mines ex had a freakishly tiny one and it worked similar to a squirtgun.

Ok, I'll attest personal experience to a few things.


One, the longer the session, the farther it will go.

Two, the harder your flex your entire cock when you shoot, the farther it goes.

Third... for sheer volume. Once when I was 17, with my first girlfriend, my dad came home unexpectedly. So we stopped right when I was on the verge of a shot. We go out to eat, come back an hour later, and my dad was gone.

When we finally finished a long second sex session. I completely covered her stomach, tits and face. She freaked out cause she said it was hot like tea water.

Looking back we would laugh about the time I nearly scolded her with boiling cum rofl.

But yeah, the 10 minute quick wank will just give you a dribble.

Definetely agree here. Me and my wife usually go at it for at least an hour, including forplay. I always have pretty big loads cum out. Also, waiting a couple of days in between sessions works also. Give your body time to produce more.

i hit my gf in the face again the other day, laying on my back - her whispering in my ear (i've discussed this position in a mutual masturbation thread before)

man, thats so satisfying to hit her from there haha
this time i gave the base a good hard squeeze to kinda hold it off, it was the first time i really tried that to build more pressure
so that worked out

Spending a longer time building up to orgasm seems to do it every time. It gets you more worked up.

Last weekend we had a marathon session and I just wasn't coming. So after about 2 or 2 1/2 hours of sex not including foreplay and her exhausted after I think 5 or 6 orgasms, I finally came. It went from her neck all the way down, and looked like I dumped a pudding cup all over her.
She didn't appreciate it as much as I did, but she was more than a little surprised.

I've gone further, but never such a large amount and such a distance.
That was fun, but I just never have the time to spare anymore.

The longer you wait, the bigger/farther your load is/goes. I think the farthest i've ever gone was about 6 feet. My girlfriend teased my for about 5 hours straight, and then went to sleep. Me not being demanding, took care of the job myself. My balls hurt like hell after she teased me. Like, walking made me about cry, not even kidding. they hurt after i was done. but i had no clue it would happen because it fuckin went everywhere and it took me half an hour to clean up. I guess the best comparison is to an air pump powered bb gun. the more times you pump and the longer you build up pressure, the harder the bb flies. The longer you ream your woman (or madam palm and her five daughters) before you pull out and nut on her back, the more you deliver. Try to make like the scene in Ghostbusters where the Sta-Puf marshmallow man explodes and coats New York City in white goo. that's what you want. You are Sta-Puf, your woman is New York City. Yeah.

hahaha, nice one eyeless
sta-puf, classic

pee tube and pee hole are technical? :P ;)

whenever my girlfriend jerks me off i swear i cant shoot like 2 to 3 feet... we always cap it with a t-shirt or paper towel or something

Totally. I can't wait

The people that talk of flexing your kegels in order to increase the shot...are you flexing until you come then releasing the flex to cum further? Or is it just from working them out regularly and then a result?

No matter which exercises i do i can never really control the shot length. It seems to go from short to long from time to time. I'm going to keep practicing though and i'll let you know how that goes.

Right when you feel you're going to cum just squeeze your penis hard (but not too hard) and watch it fly. Trust me it works and thats how it's supposed to work because when you're having sex the girls vagina squeezes your penis for you when you're cumming so that the cum goes right where it's supposed to and a child is made.

Hold it in aslong as you can. I have tried that and I have shot mine really far. Congrats on the distance man.

The only thing I can really say to make you cum farther is that I notice if your standing up when you cum you cum way farther however if your sitting it just sorta dribbles out. Not sure if this is just a one person thing however may work since most people mastrate in a chair however in sex really not sure what to do to get a better ejac distance

I think they mean to flex at some point during the shot, but that's what I'm a bit fuzzy on. Do you flex to hold the cum in after ejaculation has begun, then release it? Or do you flex when the cum is already on it's way?

I try to hold it in, then I relax for just an instant and then squeeze/contract it, and the stuff just explodes out of there and goes flying.

I think it's all a pressure thing...hold back as long as you can and then wham..then notice it's in the back seat of my car :rolleyes:

I don't know if everyone does this when they masturbate but I'll get myself almost to climax and then stop, it's like the muscles still flex up but you don't orgasm yet. I guess it's kinda like a exercise for the muscles in the penis and if you do it a lot then it'll build the muscles up and you'll shoot further. Maybe Im wrong but I think it makes sense. Good Luck !!

I once hit myself in the face after ejaculating, it wasnt fun, because there was a lot of it and it got in my nose

yep... thats my story for this thread