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meff 09-10-2003 10:20 PM

Cum shooting.. How?
 
So I always see all these pics with the guys squirting cum a way long distance, the farthest I've ever got is when I have prostate stimulation and go for like an inch max.

How do they do it?
Any recommendations how?

rodgerd 09-10-2003 10:27 PM

Perhaps a variant on Kegel exercises?

I've always shot anything up to a few metres, myself.

juanvaldes 09-10-2003 10:32 PM

Try to hold it in longer. I've managed some amazing distances in my day...

sakvee 09-10-2003 10:48 PM

Some also say Zinc tablets are supposed to help. Don't know how true that is though.

Lebell 09-10-2003 11:31 PM

Mmmm, usually I can shoot over my head if I simply take a while and really build up to it. It also helps to abstain a day or two.

If I'm rushed and/or on my third wank of the day, it just dribbles out.

Battlefield 09-11-2003 01:06 AM

hmm be careful what you wish for...if you shoot too hard it's messy as hell, I swear I've had my stuff richochet...the good thing about not shooting is you have way more control where your stuff goes

I also advise abstain for longer than usual, seems to work.

motdakasha 09-11-2003 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battlefield
hmm be careful what you wish for...if you shoot too hard it's messy as hell, I swear I've had my stuff richochet...
the best sex is messy sex

Sleepyjack 09-11-2003 02:55 AM

max like 50 cm

Although it depends if you abstain a bit or build up and so on.

some guys are better "shooters" than others and other just dribble.
Are there any methods to increase the load?

meff 09-11-2003 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by motdakasha
the best sex is messy sex
Ooh soo true! The messier the more fun, hehe. Sometimes me and my wife just go into the kitchen and make a big mess all over the tile, lol.

Dano069 09-11-2003 05:06 AM

Eye protection
 
Hey, if you're shooting over your head, make sure to wear eye protection. :crazy:

Garcon 09-11-2003 06:15 AM

Ok, first off... anybody who suggested abstaining for a day or two, stop and think about that... WHY? Why would you ever want to abstain????

Secondly, zinc is a good suggestion for increasing sperm production. Zinc is the most important element your body needs to produce sperm. Consequently, oisters are high in zinc, thus the aphrodisiac thing.

Third, and what you are really asking, strong ejaculation is a result of a healthy prostate. Someone suggested Kegel exercises and that is probably the best thing you can do to improve your shot. I've always been a consistent 1 footer or better but after I started doing kegels, I found that I was getting it on my gf's face more often (and I love the sight of that!) Look up kegel exercises on the net and do 'em. They're really easy and you can do them anywhere (I do them at work at my desk).

Hope I've been helpful. I'm not a doctor in real life but I play one in bed :D

johnnymysto 09-11-2003 06:27 AM

If you can prolong the time until orgasm, you can ensure a longer shot. It's almost as if you're teasing your balls and finally they're like "HERE WE GO, READY OR NOT!!!"

Holo 09-11-2003 06:56 AM

I've found that slapping the area several times just above your cock at the moment of orgasm intensifies shooting and the orgasm itself...it kinda brings the sensatio into an extra area. Works that way for me anyway. Another thing that's worked for me is not touching it at all about 3 seconds before you actually ejaculate. I usually just keep going till I shoot but it made a difference when I just let it go a few seconds before orgasm.

meff 09-11-2003 07:20 AM

Cool! Lots of things to consider doing ;)

Thanks for the replies!

iamjero 09-11-2003 07:38 AM

The farthest I have ever shot was a foot or two. Yall were talking about healthy prostrate, anyone know of ways to keep it healthy. I had an uncle die if prostrate cancer and I never wanna go through that. Mabey I should go to a medical web site for this info?

cynic 09-11-2003 11:24 AM

Everyone should know this.

Flex your muscles, the ones you use to stop yourself peeing.

the general area that reacts when you shoot your load.

Flex them alot, and i mean daily and lots daily.

3 months and your having to close your eyes in the shower.

Panther_Ninja 09-11-2003 11:44 AM

all interesting stuff

coke babies 09-11-2003 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sakvee
Some also say Zinc tablets are supposed to help. Don't know how true that is though.
I think that is more meant to increase the volume.

DEI37 09-11-2003 03:22 PM

I remember this blowjob I got once...about 4 months ago. We were at the foot of the bed, and stuff hit the headboard about halfway up. So figure 6 feet before it hit anything...was probably looking for 8 feet or so! Want confirmation...ask my wife.

motdakasha 09-11-2003 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iamjero
The farthest I have ever shot was a foot or two. Yall were talking about healthy prostrate, anyone know of ways to keep it healthy. I had an uncle die if prostrate cancer and I never wanna go through that. Mabey I should go to a medical web site for this info?
check out some of the masturbation threads (like the one in my sig.) masturbation reduces risk of prostate cancer.

World's King 09-11-2003 04:39 PM

Distance ain't shit.

You gotta try and make it hurt when it hits her stomach... I'm talking 9mm come.

Jonsgirl 09-11-2003 05:29 PM

Remember not to spit, or shoot, into the wind!

AlCap0wn 09-11-2003 07:35 PM

<threadjack> And distance matters why? </threadjack>

Life isn't a porn movie. (Unless you're a really lucky person.)

Battlefield 09-11-2003 07:41 PM

I think distance matters because it looks better, at some subconcious level your brain probably recognizes that shooting farther makes your sperm look more livlier than if they just dribble out of the starting gate.

Reminds me of this guyI used to work with--he told me childhood stories about him and his friends having cum shooting contests back in the filipines.

Halx 09-11-2003 08:05 PM

I've always equated distance with orgasm strength
the better the orgasm, the longer the distance...

hobo 09-11-2003 08:06 PM

Mine goes about 2 inches. I guess that is far enough. Too far would be too messy.

meff 09-11-2003 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by World's King
Distance ain't shit.

You gotta try and make it hurt when it hits her stomach... I'm talking 9mm come.

Hahaha. Magnum cum :lol:

meff 09-11-2003 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AlCap0wn
<threadjack> And distance matters why? </threadjack>

Life isn't a porn movie. (Unless you're a really lucky person.)

Not that it really matters, more like, I am interested in how to get it farther. Why? Curiosity. Just because someone asks a question about something doesn't mean they want to be a porn star :p

Radio Monk33 09-11-2003 08:32 PM

The longer it takes, the farther it goes in my experience. Holding off for a few days also adds to it.

My shooting is abit stronger than I'd like...I've given myself a facial by accident a few times, and hit my gf accidentally. And then I hit my neck and chest and had to take a shower...Yeah messing around can get kinda sticky...

motdakasha 09-11-2003 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jonsgirl
Remember not to spit, or shoot, into the wind!
NOT TO SPIT? But that's what The Houdini is all about! :P :)

20x6 09-12-2003 04:01 PM

this is what i've found through my own experiences

the hotter the girl the farther i shoot

when i masturbate...i'm lucky if it goes a foot in distance

if its one of those chicks that you bang just to keep from going insane.....i'll usually get to her chest region or if doggie style around her shoulders.

the last chick i banged though i thought was prety damn hot and i cleared her head....left some pretty interesting stains on the carpet( bed was noisy so i took her to the floor out of respect for my roomate)

maximus 09-12-2003 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by motdakasha
NOT TO SPIT? But that's what The Houdini is all about! :P :)
LOL

Houdini, The

After doing a girl doggie style or anal. You pull out and spit on her back right before you're about to blow your load and when she turns around thinking you're done you shoot your load in her face.

(origin American; slang) n. 1. a great magician. n. 2. similar to a 'Donkey Punch' except with flair. n. 3. Doin' a girl from behind, pulling out before you get a chance to come, spitting on her back (only to cause her to turn around), releasing your mangoo into her face and yelling 'Abracadbra bitch!'.

Your doing a girl doggy style and right before you spooge you spit on her back so she thinks your done and then when she looks back you blow your load in her face and then punch her in the eye. Proceeding that you steal her wallet and other valued possesions.

During doggie-style sex facing a window, the guy silently withdraws, and, unbeknownst to the chick, tags in a buddy who continues where he left off, while the first guy runs outside and waves at his woman from the front lawn, giving her the illusion that she's being slammed by an invisible man.


now to the funny parts


I tricked bridgette out with a Houdini.

It was a night unlike any other...the breese was gentle, the air softly romantic, and the moon sparkling overhead...so I hit her with the Houdini.

Yo, I pulled the houdini on that bitch last night and made off with $5 and a pocket of lint.

Yo, PStyles and I gave my woman The Houdini so well she thought I was muthafuckin' David Blaine.

thanks for the link motdakasha!

bermuDa 09-12-2003 11:22 PM

lol yeah, the urban dictionary has some funny shit. squeezing the pc muscle at the moment of ejaculation (kinda like sqeezing out the last drops of urine when you pee, only with more force), you'll get much better distance. I won't go into detail but it works really well ;)

zxello 09-12-2003 11:36 PM

Hal, i disagree, the most powerful orgasm i've ever had was not the farthest shooting, but the farthest shooting (to my estimates before i cleaned up lol) was still damn good. = )

Jesus Pimp 09-13-2003 04:33 AM

Uh I don't even have to try, I can shoot about 10ft..

thejoker130 09-13-2003 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cynic
Everyone should know this.
Flex your muscles, the ones you use to stop yourself peeing.
the general area that reacts when you shoot your load.
Flex them alot, and i mean daily and lots daily.
3 months and your having to close your eyes in the shower.

Those muscles are called your PC muscles. They are the ones that you can use to make you penis "wave". The more you can flex those, the farther and harder you will shoot.

h2ogo69 09-13-2003 03:37 PM

ive hit sum far ones ... i dont know exact measurment but they were good distances

MSD 09-13-2003 08:10 PM

Go as long as you can, stopping before orgasm, cool off for a few seconds, then build up again, then cool down, repeat as many times as you can tolerate. Then, when you start, flex your stomach muscles, and your ass muscles. That will put a lot of pressure on the prostate, causing you to shoot farther. The longer you go without sex or masturcation (I'm talking days, not hours,) the more force you'll have to shoot with. On my own in the shower, I've hit the wall hard enough to leave a paintball mark-sized splat from a distance of about three feet.

Kegels help, too

Viking1064 09-14-2003 06:48 AM

After reading this thread, it got me to wondering if I lost shooting power with age. When I was young I remember hitting my wife in the eye one time. I pull out and shoot on my wife once in awhile, but it just lands on her belly. I kind of attributed it to having sex often and masterbating the days we don't. I cum at least once a day one way or another. We made love Thursday night but didn't do it Fri. I didn't jerk off so I could have a build up of cum and so I'd be really horny. Last night (Sat.) we took our time and teased each other. After about 45 minutes of me having an erection, I finally entered her. We did it for about 15 more minutes. After she came, we rolled over, and I was on top. Didn't take me long. I pulled out and shot a BIG load all the way up to her hair (landed right next to her ear). She was shocked. She doesn't know I read this board and did not know what my "goal" was. We both started laughing as I was still stoking myself and shooting. It was a fun night!!!! Plus, it made me feel that maybe I am not getting old. After all, I am only 39.

Halx 09-14-2003 12:41 PM

Glad to know we can help people enjoy themselves, Viking


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