Cum shooting.. How?
 

So I always see all these pics with the guys squirting cum a way long distance, the farthest I've ever got is when I have prostate stimulation and go for like an inch max.

How do they do it?
Any recommendations how?

Perhaps a variant on Kegel exercises?

I've always shot anything up to a few metres, myself.

Try to hold it in longer. I've managed some amazing distances in my day...

Some also say Zinc tablets are supposed to help. Don't know how true that is though.

Mmmm, usually I can shoot over my head if I simply take a while and really build up to it. It also helps to abstain a day or two.

If I'm rushed and/or on my third wank of the day, it just dribbles out.

hmm be careful what you wish for...if you shoot too hard it's messy as hell, I swear I've had my stuff richochet...the good thing about not shooting is you have way more control where your stuff goes

I also advise abstain for longer than usual, seems to work.

the best sex is messy sex

max like 50 cm

Although it depends if you abstain a bit or build up and so on.

some guys are better "shooters" than others and other just dribble.
Are there any methods to increase the load?

Ooh soo true! The messier the more fun, hehe. Sometimes me and my wife just go into the kitchen and make a big mess all over the tile, lol.

Eye protection
 

Hey, if you're shooting over your head, make sure to wear eye protection. :crazy:

Ok, first off... anybody who suggested abstaining for a day or two, stop and think about that... WHY? Why would you ever want to abstain????

Secondly, zinc is a good suggestion for increasing sperm production. Zinc is the most important element your body needs to produce sperm. Consequently, oisters are high in zinc, thus the aphrodisiac thing.

Third, and what you are really asking, strong ejaculation is a result of a healthy prostate. Someone suggested Kegel exercises and that is probably the best thing you can do to improve your shot. I've always been a consistent 1 footer or better but after I started doing kegels, I found that I was getting it on my gf's face more often (and I love the sight of that!) Look up kegel exercises on the net and do 'em. They're really easy and you can do them anywhere (I do them at work at my desk).

Hope I've been helpful. I'm not a doctor in real life but I play one in bed :D

If you can prolong the time until orgasm, you can ensure a longer shot. It's almost as if you're teasing your balls and finally they're like "HERE WE GO, READY OR NOT!!!"

I've found that slapping the area several times just above your cock at the moment of orgasm intensifies shooting and the orgasm itself...it kinda brings the sensatio into an extra area. Works that way for me anyway. Another thing that's worked for me is not touching it at all about 3 seconds before you actually ejaculate. I usually just keep going till I shoot but it made a difference when I just let it go a few seconds before orgasm.

Cool! Lots of things to consider doing ;)

Thanks for the replies!

The farthest I have ever shot was a foot or two. Yall were talking about healthy prostrate, anyone know of ways to keep it healthy. I had an uncle die if prostrate cancer and I never wanna go through that. Mabey I should go to a medical web site for this info?

Everyone should know this.

Flex your muscles, the ones you use to stop yourself peeing.

the general area that reacts when you shoot your load.

Flex them alot, and i mean daily and lots daily.

3 months and your having to close your eyes in the shower.

all interesting stuff

I think that is more meant to increase the volume.

I remember this blowjob I got once...about 4 months ago. We were at the foot of the bed, and stuff hit the headboard about halfway up. So figure 6 feet before it hit anything...was probably looking for 8 feet or so! Want confirmation...ask my wife.

check out some of the masturbation threads (like the one in my sig.) masturbation reduces risk of prostate cancer.

Distance ain't shit.

You gotta try and make it hurt when it hits her stomach... I'm talking 9mm come.

Remember not to spit, or shoot, into the wind!

<threadjack> And distance matters why? </threadjack>

Life isn't a porn movie. (Unless you're a really lucky person.)

I think distance matters because it looks better, at some subconcious level your brain probably recognizes that shooting farther makes your sperm look more livlier than if they just dribble out of the starting gate.

Reminds me of this guyI used to work with--he told me childhood stories about him and his friends having cum shooting contests back in the filipines.

I've always equated distance with orgasm strength
the better the orgasm, the longer the distance...

Mine goes about 2 inches. I guess that is far enough. Too far would be too messy.

Hahaha. Magnum cum :lol:

Not that it really matters, more like, I am interested in how to get it farther. Why? Curiosity. Just because someone asks a question about something doesn't mean they want to be a porn star :p

The longer it takes, the farther it goes in my experience. Holding off for a few days also adds to it.

My shooting is abit stronger than I'd like...I've given myself a facial by accident a few times, and hit my gf accidentally. And then I hit my neck and chest and had to take a shower...Yeah messing around can get kinda sticky...

NOT TO SPIT? But that's what The Houdini is all about! :P :)

this is what i've found through my own experiences

the hotter the girl the farther i shoot

when i masturbate...i'm lucky if it goes a foot in distance

if its one of those chicks that you bang just to keep from going insane.....i'll usually get to her chest region or if doggie style around her shoulders.

the last chick i banged though i thought was prety damn hot and i cleared her head....left some pretty interesting stains on the carpet( bed was noisy so i took her to the floor out of respect for my roomate)

LOL

Houdini, The

After doing a girl doggie style or anal. You pull out and spit on her back right before you're about to blow your load and when she turns around thinking you're done you shoot your load in her face.

(origin American; slang) n. 1. a great magician. n. 2. similar to a 'Donkey Punch' except with flair. n. 3. Doin' a girl from behind, pulling out before you get a chance to come, spitting on her back (only to cause her to turn around), releasing your mangoo into her face and yelling 'Abracadbra bitch!'.

Your doing a girl doggy style and right before you spooge you spit on her back so she thinks your done and then when she looks back you blow your load in her face and then punch her in the eye. Proceeding that you steal her wallet and other valued possesions.

During doggie-style sex facing a window, the guy silently withdraws, and, unbeknownst to the chick, tags in a buddy who continues where he left off, while the first guy runs outside and waves at his woman from the front lawn, giving her the illusion that she's being slammed by an invisible man.


now to the funny parts


I tricked bridgette out with a Houdini.

It was a night unlike any other...the breese was gentle, the air softly romantic, and the moon sparkling overhead...so I hit her with the Houdini.

Yo, I pulled the houdini on that bitch last night and made off with $5 and a pocket of lint.

Yo, PStyles and I gave my woman The Houdini so well she thought I was muthafuckin' David Blaine.

thanks for the link motdakasha!

lol yeah, the urban dictionary has some funny shit. squeezing the pc muscle at the moment of ejaculation (kinda like sqeezing out the last drops of urine when you pee, only with more force), you'll get much better distance. I won't go into detail but it works really well ;)

Hal, i disagree, the most powerful orgasm i've ever had was not the farthest shooting, but the farthest shooting (to my estimates before i cleaned up lol) was still damn good. = )

Uh I don't even have to try, I can shoot about 10ft..

Those muscles are called your PC muscles. They are the ones that you can use to make you penis "wave". The more you can flex those, the farther and harder you will shoot.

ive hit sum far ones ... i dont know exact measurment but they were good distances

Go as long as you can, stopping before orgasm, cool off for a few seconds, then build up again, then cool down, repeat as many times as you can tolerate. Then, when you start, flex your stomach muscles, and your ass muscles. That will put a lot of pressure on the prostate, causing you to shoot farther. The longer you go without sex or masturcation (I'm talking days, not hours,) the more force you'll have to shoot with. On my own in the shower, I've hit the wall hard enough to leave a paintball mark-sized splat from a distance of about three feet.

Kegels help, too

After reading this thread, it got me to wondering if I lost shooting power with age. When I was young I remember hitting my wife in the eye one time. I pull out and shoot on my wife once in awhile, but it just lands on her belly. I kind of attributed it to having sex often and masterbating the days we don't. I cum at least once a day one way or another. We made love Thursday night but didn't do it Fri. I didn't jerk off so I could have a build up of cum and so I'd be really horny. Last night (Sat.) we took our time and teased each other. After about 45 minutes of me having an erection, I finally entered her. We did it for about 15 more minutes. After she came, we rolled over, and I was on top. Didn't take me long. I pulled out and shot a BIG load all the way up to her hair (landed right next to her ear). She was shocked. She doesn't know I read this board and did not know what my "goal" was. We both started laughing as I was still stoking myself and shooting. It was a fun night!!!! Plus, it made me feel that maybe I am not getting old. After all, I am only 39.

Glad to know we can help people enjoy themselves, Viking

A shot to the face is always a good laugh!!! :D

I know one method to make it blow insane distances.
I used to work at an adult store and became great friends with the dancers, since I used to take care of them, collect money attendance etc.
I ve heard many stories.
and well for cum shooting some guys on the other side of the window s in the fantasy boots used to put pen caps in the tip of their penis and hold it as long as they could when they had to cum,
Eventually releasing it and the cum would just rocket out, I even heard of them using bigger things then pen caps..

I don t know though if this can fuck them up.
I don t see how this can be the safest thing in the world.
I have never tried it and can t recommend it.
All that I know is that works.

funny sjit guys

That's always been the best method I have found. And you're going longer in the process so your woman should be happy :)

the easiest method would be to hold yourself longer

but I highly recommend the Kegel exercises (basically just flexing the muscle you use to hold in urine)...most of the time I see fantastic results (haha)

I just aim for an open window. Keeps the messes to a minimum.

thats the funniest thing I've heard today

Uh.. it's kinda hard with my wife sitting right there fingering herself and telling me how dirty I am ;)

it depends alot on the size of your pee tube and pee hole to be technical. a friend of mines ex had a freakishly tiny one and it worked similar to a squirtgun.

Ok, I'll attest personal experience to a few things.


One, the longer the session, the farther it will go.

Two, the harder your flex your entire cock when you shoot, the farther it goes.

Third... for sheer volume. Once when I was 17, with my first girlfriend, my dad came home unexpectedly. So we stopped right when I was on the verge of a shot. We go out to eat, come back an hour later, and my dad was gone.

When we finally finished a long second sex session. I completely covered her stomach, tits and face. She freaked out cause she said it was hot like tea water.

Looking back we would laugh about the time I nearly scolded her with boiling cum rofl.

But yeah, the 10 minute quick wank will just give you a dribble.

Definetely agree here. Me and my wife usually go at it for at least an hour, including forplay. I always have pretty big loads cum out. Also, waiting a couple of days in between sessions works also. Give your body time to produce more.

i hit my gf in the face again the other day, laying on my back - her whispering in my ear (i've discussed this position in a mutual masturbation thread before)

man, thats so satisfying to hit her from there haha
this time i gave the base a good hard squeeze to kinda hold it off, it was the first time i really tried that to build more pressure
so that worked out

Spending a longer time building up to orgasm seems to do it every time. It gets you more worked up.

Last weekend we had a marathon session and I just wasn't coming. So after about 2 or 2 1/2 hours of sex not including foreplay and her exhausted after I think 5 or 6 orgasms, I finally came. It went from her neck all the way down, and looked like I dumped a pudding cup all over her.
She didn't appreciate it as much as I did, but she was more than a little surprised.

I've gone further, but never such a large amount and such a distance.
That was fun, but I just never have the time to spare anymore.

The longer you wait, the bigger/farther your load is/goes. I think the farthest i've ever gone was about 6 feet. My girlfriend teased my for about 5 hours straight, and then went to sleep. Me not being demanding, took care of the job myself. My balls hurt like hell after she teased me. Like, walking made me about cry, not even kidding. they hurt after i was done. but i had no clue it would happen because it fuckin went everywhere and it took me half an hour to clean up. I guess the best comparison is to an air pump powered bb gun. the more times you pump and the longer you build up pressure, the harder the bb flies. The longer you ream your woman (or madam palm and her five daughters) before you pull out and nut on her back, the more you deliver. Try to make like the scene in Ghostbusters where the Sta-Puf marshmallow man explodes and coats New York City in white goo. that's what you want. You are Sta-Puf, your woman is New York City. Yeah.

hahaha, nice one eyeless
sta-puf, classic

pee tube and pee hole are technical? :P ;)

whenever my girlfriend jerks me off i swear i cant shoot like 2 to 3 feet... we always cap it with a t-shirt or paper towel or something

Totally. I can't wait

The people that talk of flexing your kegels in order to increase the shot...are you flexing until you come then releasing the flex to cum further? Or is it just from working them out regularly and then a result?

No matter which exercises i do i can never really control the shot length. It seems to go from short to long from time to time. I'm going to keep practicing though and i'll let you know how that goes.

Right when you feel you're going to cum just squeeze your penis hard (but not too hard) and watch it fly. Trust me it works and thats how it's supposed to work because when you're having sex the girls vagina squeezes your penis for you when you're cumming so that the cum goes right where it's supposed to and a child is made.

Hold it in aslong as you can. I have tried that and I have shot mine really far. Congrats on the distance man.

The only thing I can really say to make you cum farther is that I notice if your standing up when you cum you cum way farther however if your sitting it just sorta dribbles out. Not sure if this is just a one person thing however may work since most people mastrate in a chair however in sex really not sure what to do to get a better ejac distance

I think they mean to flex at some point during the shot, but that's what I'm a bit fuzzy on. Do you flex to hold the cum in after ejaculation has begun, then release it? Or do you flex when the cum is already on it's way?

I try to hold it in, then I relax for just an instant and then squeeze/contract it, and the stuff just explodes out of there and goes flying.

I think it's all a pressure thing...hold back as long as you can and then wham..then notice it's in the back seat of my car :rolleyes:

I don't know if everyone does this when they masturbate but I'll get myself almost to climax and then stop, it's like the muscles still flex up but you don't orgasm yet. I guess it's kinda like a exercise for the muscles in the penis and if you do it a lot then it'll build the muscles up and you'll shoot further. Maybe Im wrong but I think it makes sense. Good Luck !!

I once hit myself in the face after ejaculating, it wasnt fun, because there was a lot of it and it got in my nose

yep... thats my story for this thread