I had sex with a woman I met at a bar. She left to go home and was killed in a crash five minutes after she went out the door.

Kazama... that's not nasty.. that's spooky!

to think, if you had lasted 5 mins longer, she'd be alive.

relic, lol

Well, I don't think it was my BEST sex, just the nastiest. Sex with my fairly sane (she is a human female, after all :) ) wife is much better because we've had more time to get to know each other's nuances. Who'd have thought that caressing a womans inner wrist area would make her instantly drippy?

Damn you people are CRAZY!

I have a few as well.

At a party at a huge house, walking away from the party with my girlfriend to a different house's open garage, fucking her in the ass up the neighbours car, then coming in her mouth.

At a different party, this girl just takes my hand and pulls me outside to the garden on a chair, takes my cock and her tits out, and starts sucking my cock. We find a room upstairs, and fuck till morn.

With my current girlfriend, she gave me a handjob in the rain under a raincoat by the biggest stage on a festival, during Robbie Williams.

On a bus trip to Paris, during a stop at a rest area, we fucked in some bushes - partially hidden.

At a party I hosted, under a blanket, my girlfriend gave me a handjob while we were all watching a movie. Nobody noticed.

Fucking at a vacation while her 16-year-old sister was in the top bunk, she was able to see us in the mirror if she tilted her head. She even complained about the movements! :)

I regularly jerk off at various places, in my car at parking lots at a place where a lot of cute girls pass by...

I find the shy quite ones tend to be the vixens in bed.

At a party, went to the batthroom and my gf came in right behind me. took forever but we both orgasmed. all the women were mad and all the guys were jealous.

in some cities... it can be considered perverted if not downright criminal.

Once while spending the night at my best friend's house, I snuck into his mom's bedroom had her teach me a thing or two about oral sex. She wouldn't let me fuck her since I wasn't 18 yet (as that somehow was more immoral than me eating her out). After I made her cum a couple of times, she jacked me off and had me cum on her tits.

She wasn't even very good looking - more like a crime of opportunity...

The nastiest thing I've ever done wasn't sexual on my part. I blackmailed my brother's teacher because she was taking out her anger at me on him.

I was a major pain in her ass when I had her, and since my brother was the quiet one in the family, she decided to make his life a living hell - and to fail him on top of it all. I found out about what she was doing, and decided to end this once and for all.

So I left college for the day, drove the 2 hours back home, and arrived just as school was letting out. I walked into her classroom, closed the door, and proceeded to let her know that I had the names of every student she had fucked over the past 6 years, and if I asked them to, they'd probably come forward to tell the School Board all about it.

She blustered and bitched quite a bit, but I just started walking toward the door, and when she asked where I was going I told her that I was heading to the Principal's office to make good on my threat. She got the picture.

...And no, I never screwed her. Too damned skanky for me! Even in High School, I had taste and my pride, damnit!

If you're talking the nastiest sexual thing I've done, it would have to be me nailing a co-worker in the control room of a roller-coaster.....while it was running! That was the best hour and a half I spent in the past decade....

I lost my viriginity on my gf's parents' bed.

Another time, me and my gf had sex under the covers (very slow and quiet) while my brother slept 4 feet away.

:-/ pretty tame compared to you guys ;)

having anal sex for the first time while my step bro was watching a movie next to me.

or fuckig a girl in the ass and then switching to her pussy......can you say infection......ah, to be young?!

Other than those kids of things i try to stay away from gross shit.

Slutty stuff i can handle though...if the situaiton is right.

masturbated on a dark stage while a bunch of folks were hanging out backstage. i was horny, and for an actor, anything sexual on a stage is pretty damn rad.

I lost my virginity drunk... at the age of 14... with an 18 year old (who was WAAAY out of my league)... at a party... on a pool table... in public view.
I was quite popular after that.

And once, when I was about 16 or so, I went on a trip with my girlfriend and her parents. We were driving for about 6 hours in their minivan - her parents up front, and us in the back seat. I managed to get a blowjob with her parents only sitting 3 feet away.

Later in the trip, her dad was a real asshole to me, and I figured that he must've seen us. Heh.

I had a girlfriend that liked me to stick 2 fingers in her ass while sticking 3 in her pussy and rubbing them together through the layer of skin inside....all while she jacked me off with her feet.

Those were the days......

sex with the girlfriend while her dad was one floor above us. this maynot be huge to you guys but it was risky at the time.

my gf at the time gave me a blow job while I was playing super monkey ball (that game is hard enough without distractions!).

oh, and we did it for the sole purpose of having me be able to check another box on the purity test...

ew, i will never have sex on either bed of my parents. the whole family thing is creepy.

masturbating by myself with my gf and her parents in the next room... not that disgusting but damn I felt dirty and shameful about it

Had sex on a school bus. Band geeks rule!

"And this one time, at band camp..."

Eating my wife out during her period and then fucking her and her giving me a blowjob afterwards.

It's been awhile, shes on Depo-Provera.. but mmm was it good.

In few words:
my old girlfriend
a lot of drinking
midnight
graveyard

*no further comment*

Arr you freak ;)

in hs took a trip to europe w/ 4 girls, while there managed to get one to fool around on the top bunk of the hostel while the other 3 were talking underneath, then fingered and got oral on the plane back to the states

bending my chick over the bar in my fraternity house after a good party died down, actually we did it every room (12) of the house, over the course of several months

in her dorm showers w/ other people walking in
in her shower with 3-4 of her friends sitting outside listening me talking dirty as she was being loud

right beside her prude roommate, slowly

beyonce gets me hot now cause we gave each other handy's in the theater during austin powers

in her grandma's pool,
in her best friends pool (man i wanted her friend to join us, but no luck)

got drunk and somehow managed to get a fist in her (never did before or after, she kept asked for more in her but it left her way too sore)

just a month ago, standing from behind right in the middle of her front yard in suburban town

I need new friends...

sigma1042 - you are off the heezy man...

-My first time at a strip club. Without saying a word, my g/f managed to get 2 girls' #'s as they gave us a lap dance. I couldn't touch them, but they pretty much devoured my girl in the club. They exchanged #'s, fast forward 4 hours later(when they got off work), came over to the hotel room, and I fucked them all until breakfast time. And whoever I wasn't doing, my g/f had the other girl in between her legs. I managed to slay all three until they couldn't take it anymore.

All this being my g/f's idea. I said maybe 10 words to these girls the whole night. Memorable ::)

-At friends party, met some random asian cutie. I got too drunk, and ended up puking. She came into the bathroom just as I finished ralfing, and proceeded to give me head, just because. I ended up eating her out in a room of 4 other people laying right next to us, passed out.

Many more, but these two stand out.

did you puke in a big silver bowl and have her eat it? i think i saw a video of that once

now that would be nasty

ok i made myself sick now

aww damn. i was just about to eat lunch.

yeah sorry about that one...

when I was like 6 i shit my pants in a mall and flushed my undies down the toilet lol

OH, I have a very dull sex life.

Sex in a public pool with kids everywhere

First time anal at my parents camp (in a camper) with my parents and brother all in the same room.

Had sex on my g/f's best friends bed, and accidentally "spilling some" on her sheets. The next week, they got into a huge fight and were seriously pissed at one another. We never told her bout it, but we just laughed about it. Nothing more humiliating than sleeping in your own bed with the cum of 2 people you hate on it, and not even knowing. Sleep well, Lisa.... hahahaha
~Jim

Awesome. :thumbsup:

Sounds like I've got a pretty tame sex life by comparision. Ah well.

After a little "back in the hometown for a week or two" party out at a club, me and the "respectable young lady" stop by her house. We're both pretty tipsy, so we're stopping in the kitchen to get some water & B-complex before bed to ward off any potential hangovers. A squeeze here, pinch there, hand slips up her shirt, and before I know what's going on she's unbuttoning my shirt and then going straight for the belt. In the middle of the kitchen, lights on, with her parents upstairs.

What the hell - I start tearing her clothes off. Sit her up at just the right height on the countertop, and proceed to make her muffle what would have been a *very* loud orgasm on my shoulder.

That was sort of the "awakening of the Naughty Girl Within" for her. Needless to say, it's just gotten better and better.

Mine:

Fucked in a mens public toilet. She was loud, and we could hear a bloke in the next cubicle wanking himself!!

Fucked in a cave, halfway through I turned round and there was a woman stood there with her hand down her pants. I just carried on, and when we were finished, she had left. I hope she had a good time :D

Did the nasty on some town walls, on a grate that overlooked a road. Just as I was about to come, she pulled me out and wanked me off. I came onto a passing car windscreen.

Stuck a mini milk ice lollie up her, and then ate it :)

Fisted her several times.

Anal sex in a nightclub toilet. We were both very pissed, and she started yelling "Fuck me up the arse!". When we left the toilet, we were applauded :D


Another time, in the same nightclub, my GF went down on me under the table when I was talking to some friends. I came in her mouth, and she popped up and spat it into an empty pint glass!

And loads more :D

Sex in the woods, on a picnic bench, with my wife.

Sucking my girlfriends tits, out in the open, in a public park, while her friend watched.

Sex in house my mom was having built, again, with my future wife.

BJs in the car, fingering her in the car, watching my wife masturbate while passing a truck.

Damn, do we have fun.

Dang it, had to edit this to add:

Sex on the beach, in a low spot in the dunes, with people walking by.

Sex with my ex-gf in the hallway leading up to her parent's house. It was a two flat. Her aunt and uncle occupied the downstairs appt. I used to eat her out while she leaned against the wall. My face was eye level with the door lock. Thank God she went to a Catholic H.S. that required a skirt!

Got a bj on that same stairwell while talking to her younger sister who had come out to ask us a question. She HAD to know what was going on. My ex-gf was positioned between my legs.

Sex on the beach, in the middle of winter. I owe this one to a pint of Peppermint Schnapps.

i was 16. some of my friends and i are at another friend's house, and one of the girls suggests we have an orgy. out of the blue. and everyone agrees. of course, i was in a fresh relationship with someone that everyone in the room knew, and none of them wanted to touch me (or have me touch them) for fear of it "getting weird." so i was basically a "pit stop" for the girls: they would chat with me (in their t-shirts and panties, nothing else) when they wanted a breather.

it never really turned into an actual orgy. there was lots of fingering and groping, but no exposed genitals or actual intercourse of any kind. but i've wanted to get myself into a similar situation ever since (8 years). no luck, though, because i'm a chicken shit.

Hi guys I'm new here... Anyways....

An ex that I dated for a couple months and I were messing around in my car and she was a virgin and didn't want to have sex until she's married. So we do everything but the deed and fog up the windows. Then, out of nowhere she pulls my ebrake (on the car, not mine) straight up and proceeds to get off on it! :eek: Kinda cool at the time, but now that I think about it, kinda weird...

The g/f that I have now and I started messing around in the movie theatre of "Finding Nemo" (out of all movies) and since we were at the top row, we each take off each others pants and underwear and do all the pre-sex activities. Finally we're so horny that we have to have sex and I do her missionary position. I finish all over the floor of the theatre, with an entire row of people in front of us! No one was on our row at the top though....

i got a few.
my first time was out in the snow(not nasty, just sorta cool)

had sex with my gf at the time in my roommate's chair in college, then telling him what we did a few days later.

i got a blowjob from my gf driving on the interstate.

my gf gave me a handjob while i was wearing panties while she drove one day.

my gf gave me a bj on the dock at the parents house once at night, then once in the middle of the day.

My 1st, I'll repeat 1st, sexual experience was with a 16yr old girl I fisted using Baileys instead of lube.

Thing is I'd picked up all my techniques from german porn movies so I figured this was totally normal.

A bit of road head here and there. Once, I fingered my g/f to orgasm while I was driving.

Man, you guys a fucking nuts. My friend's told me a few stories of his, so I'll share:

He was at a party and slept with 4 different girls, multiple times, in one night.

He woke up the next night to some chick riding him. Didn't know her, never found out her name.

He fucked his sister-in-law while her and his borther were married.

He's got so many stories, I doubt he's told me all of them. He's a weird dude.

Having my girlfriend jack me off in the back seat of the car and wiping the jizz on the panties she was wearing. Oh and her mom was driving at the time.

I am moving to Australia! :)

Yeah, watching german porn will do that to you, everything else looks kind of tame after that.

hmm..

i had sex with my g/f on the golf course on the way to her house.

we also had sex in my friends room while friends of ours were watching from the top of the garage.

had sex with my g/f at a party of mine whilst people were walking in and out of the room, i was also holdin conversations with these people.

i dunno, not quite as extreme as some of this stuff

Lost my virginity in the bathroom in my dad's apartment. Fucked my girlfriend in a lake while she was arguing with her best friend, who was standing on the dock. I got sucked off at school with the door to my room wide open, sitting at my computer, watchign Family Guy, while my roommate was playing video games on his computer (which faced mine--our desks were back to back). He didn't know until I told him. Good times.

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.................. :S

On a recent camping trip, we played I have never (non alcoholic, booo) and I found out that one of the guys had had sex on a MOVING MOTORCYCLE! That twisted up my brain into all kinds of knots just thinking about the logistics of that. He also gave head to a girl while (she? was) driving. I can't remember the other crazy things that this guy did, but there were quite a few more.

Hehe! Did the same thing two weeks ago... with my ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend on the backseat... fortunately he was asleep and utterly drunk. :p We had almost crashed 10 minutes earlier, because he was kissing my new gf on her neck... that pissed me off so I grabbed his jaw and turned my head to look at him.... which made me forget all about the road and the fact that I was driving 120km/h where I was allowed to go 80km/h. Then the road suddenly ended :p

anyway... my gf got mad at me, so I had to make up for it. ;)

Sex in a tree while people walked underneath us. Got a hand job while I ws hugging her from behind in a room full of her family. Went down on a girl as she was talking to her mum on the phone. Gave a girl a handjob on a rollercoaster. I was in an orgy once. I like taboo things

I got head once while driving a fourwheeler. That kinda has a hillbilly ring to it, doesn't it?

Yup, done that one. You need a car with a tilt steering wheel tilted all the way up. Sure, I had a crick in the neck when it was done, but we were in college, it was worth it.

Ditto, but it was her sister on the other end. She had a hard time explaining why she kept gasping and stifling moans. :D

Yeah, I wasn't in band, but being in color guard I was on all the band trips.

And I wanna know where you find these people...there's no one cool, like some of the ones you all have, around here.

All I have is giving the hubby highway blow jobs, and everyone has done that.

went up north on a band trip (yes i was a band geek) to some multi school competition. When we arrived there was another school in the lobby and they were handing out room assignments. I noted one room that had like 4 hot girls staying in it, and once me and my roommates got to our room i convinced them to come with me down to their room. long story short i got to fool around with one chick while everyone else in the room was talking.

weeeeeeeeeee

also...me and some friends used to throw rave style parties at my friend's father in law's cabin. nothing really kinky happened besides one chick letting me use a glowstick on her :cool:

1. gf and I fucked in a tent with her mother laying beside us. I could have easily touched her mom if I'd wanted to
2. switched back and forth between anal and vaginal penetration with no wash up. Funny thing is she never got an infection.
3. Fucked while I drove down LBJ freeway in Dallas.
4. Fucked while swinging (on the playground of an elementary school)
5. Threesome with a college buddy and a way underage girl. My Gf almost caught us. Gf then came home with me and I fucked her
6. Masturbated while having phone sex with gf while in the office of a U.S. Senator.
7. Got a big blob of poop on my dick during anal sex. I wiped it on something and never told her about it.
That's all I can think of for now...

this guy i knew freshman year of college:
he goes to a party and brings this chick back to the dorm.
he's hittin it from behind and accidently rams it in her ass.
she jolts, sending him careening backwards.
he hits his head on a chair, passed out on the floor.
his door was wide open the next mornin when he awoke to laying in a puddle of his own piss with the normal dorm-hubub going on outside. heh.

as for myself, i hooked up with this chick once at a party...then later that week i asked her roomate out. talk about "things being weird"

bah. im lame.

Stole a pair of panties out of a dryer and once I returned to my room, used them for my own purposes ... not a lot of experience or opportunity to be nasty. I need to get out more.

This isn't that nasty, I'm mostly posting for the fun memory of it all. One hot day I grabbed a hand full of ice cubes and used them on my GF in strategic places. God the screaming and moaning was intense.

Next time I am going to try ice and tea.

eating my gf pussy while she was on her period. didn't swallow anything but just let all the juices keep her really moist.

I picked up this chick at the bar one night. We went back to my place and started having anal. While we were doing it, she began to shit. I went to the bathroom to wash the shit out of my pubes. When I came out of the bathroom, she was gone.

This one, by far for me, is the worst I've read so far. ;-)

When I participated in a small orgy consisting of 4 girls, and myself. I was laying on my back, 1 girl riding my cock (While she was riding me, she was leaning forward eating another girl), 1 girl sitting on my face, (while she was sitting on my face, she was leaning forward and giving oral sex to another girl). That was probably the most fun I've had.

Whoa clean-up in aisle 5!!!

The craziest thing I have ever done is have sex in a crowded lake with people about 30 feet from us. I don't think they knew or at least they weren't being obvious that they knew. ;)

It was a night of firsts:

Very first time I ate my gf's pussy-

It was on the beach

That first time I made her come-

6 times. I learned then she was multiorgasmic.

then an hour later ate her out in the parking lot of Border's.

She returned the favor some weeks later with road head while a trucker watched us from beside/above and honked his air horn. She got embarrassed and didn't finish but still a good experience.


edit: I almost forgot Fisting. Incredible thing to see your hand disappear inside someone.

I am SO insanely jealous of you right now. You lucky bastard! :thumbsup:

I caused a traffic jam cause while I was driving... I decided I needed to go down on my wife while we sat in the turn lane. Well, I believe i sat through 3 lights with my face buried in my wifes lap. All the cars were honking....people were swearing at me. One guy finally approached the window knocked on it, I looked up and smiled..... he just starting laughing and went back to his car.

In college, I usually spent Saturday nights at my girlfriends. She worked retail and her store opened at noon on Sundays, so we would usually have sex all morning then she would go to work. Once she left, I would slip into her roommates room and we would fuck all afternoon. Life was good.

One spring break in South Padre, the group of us set goals for ourselves. I was going to see how many girls would allow me to "six pack" them( a finger in one hole, a thumb in the other). Another buddy wanted to do the same thing and it sort of became a competition. I got 14 girls to do it in 7 days( he got 10) and actually the last four were on the last day at a party where I explained what was going on to them and let them know that I was going to lose. Over the next couple of hours each of the four pulled me aside and offered to help. One just took me to the bathroom, pulled up her skirt, masturbated for minute and told me to do it.

Now I lead a nice quiet life with my lovely and loving wife.

Yeah, I was really lucky that I was drunk, and the girls were drunk. That was some of the most fun I have ever had in my life. That was probably the first, and the last time ( :mad: ), I will ever experience anything like that again.

You are a god!!!
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

I met up with this one girl I knew once at this park-type-thing in Ohio. We spent the day together just sort of hanging out and fooling around. We went swimming in the pool and at one point she hopped up and wrapped her legs around my waist so I'd be holding her up. Then she'd jerk me off while I'd finger her... we were standing in the middle of the pool and there were a ton of families around, but it just looked like we were hugging.

Later we went for a walk along some of the boardwalk trails and got it going a little heavy on some of the park benches and among the trees. We almost got caught quite a few times, but damn if that wasn't exciting.

In college had a gang bang on this chick with five other guys, three of us hit a second time each. Oh those college years.

Once had sex on a college professor's desk (no, he wasn't actually in the office at the time)...

Brought a girl back from a bar, broke into a local college's art building and had all sorts of freaky sex in the art studio...

In the laundry room at a dorm...

In a playground...

Parking lot...

Car, while kindly asking Mr. Policeman to give us some privacy...

That's about it for me

I'm pretty tame compared to some of these, but I think my first one earns some points:

Sex in some tall grass inside the fence of a secure government facility within view of a guard shack.

Tying my girlfriend down blindfolded and using a combination of ice and candle wax on her.

A couple of cases of having sex then realizing she was on her period; didn't really bother me much, but it is kind of weird to wake up in the morning, see red handprints on the sheets and look in the trash can and realize the condom has blood on it.

Going down on a girl while she was yelling up the stairs carrying on a conversation with her grandmother.

Sex in a cemetary at night (almost got caught too).

Getting head during the movie Seven (you have no idea how long it takes to finish with THAT in the background).

Going down on a girl outside in the middle of a suburb under a full moon; had a car pull into a driveway 10 feet away from us while we were at it.

what a great thread i must say.

my experiances:
handjob while driving in the car with her whole family
sex in her basemet-one time her mom came down to do the wash, we were still fucking. she came in, luckily my g/f was wearing a skirt, i just covered up with a blanket (this has happened numerous times may i add) but this time, i look on the table, CONDOM WRAPPER. her mom keeps talking to us, i have a look on my face like i just saw a ghost. LUCKILY her mom didnt see it. if she did, i would be in jail right now.

Pretty much everything I've done has been stated. Just eating her out while she was on the phone, eating a girl out while on her period, getting head 8 times in 2 hours. By the end of that all I was shooting was a little flag that said "bang."

Nothing as of late. I'm very lonley now :(

same as mine... but we did it in the shower and minimized the chance for blood...

ontop of a Air Force building where I had roof access. Best part, a security patrol (who happend to be a buddy of mine) noticed that the lock to the roof hatch was unlocked, didn't bother to check if anyone was up there and locked it. I had to jump into a tree, cimb down, go back up the elevator unlock the roof hatch, grab the girl and get the hell out of there. It was funny as shit, and I so could have died jumping into the tree.

I called my buddy to ask if he came across an open roof hatch a couple of days after the fact. He said, yeah, why. I replied asshole and hung up. I eventually told him the story a couple weeks later. Both got a kick out of it.

The girl was a little freaked out though. didn't want to see me again after that. :) oh well

Got caught getting fingered in my basement by my oh-so-religious-and-uptight stepfather.

Let my now-ex stick the remote control for the family stereo inside me.

Had sex on the kitchen counter of my now-boyfriend's mom's house five minutes before meeting her.

Humped my ex's leg because his parents were home and we could not get naked (it was nasty and odd to me).

Hahaha, how'd that one turn out?

My ex-gf screwing me up the ass with a strap-on while one of while licking her friends pussy.

You let your gf fuck you in the ass? Well at least it was a 3 some.

A few interesting ones, but I cant really compete with others...

-Masturbated on the plane (in my seat), jizzed into the bag....the old woman next to me was sleeping
-Fooled around with my GF on the couch, with her mother on the couch next to us.
-Sex on the beach at 10am, with all the joggers jogging past
-Fingered a girl in a nightclub on the dancefloor (lots of weird looks!)
-Had sex in the Toy area of K-mart when I was working night fill.

All enjoyable times, hope theres more to come!

I've been lingering around her long enough and figured his topic was as good as any to make a start in.
Ok I've only been of age(18) for a few months now and over the past 18 years I have had only one experience worth mentioning: last year (my final year of high school) I missed an test and had to 'reschedule' it. Two days later I sat the test in a quite little room in the school, a fairly trustworthy kid the female teacher left me to my own devices while she taught a class not far away.
I breezed through the exam and realizing I had about 10 minutes to spare before the teacher came in my eyes began wandering around the room looking for entertainment.
Jackpot!!! A box of tissues... my typically male brain (penis) demanded some attention so I unzipped my fly and soon got to work under the desk. Sure enough the teacher strides in 6 or so minutes earlly... right on que as I ejaculate.
Oh shit!!! This was one of my regular teachers (in early to mid 30, curvy, blonde hair and a near perfect tan) who I had a bit of a crush on for some time. Nearly 12 months later I'm still not sure what she said (my mind spinning like never thought possible), however she walked over and seemingly in the blink of an eye had removed the tissue and began giving me a bj.
Not content with blowing my mind :) she then removed her panties (wearing a skirt) and 'climbed on', riding me.
I got the results back from the test next day in her class, A+ (With an interesting sketch and some interesting additions to the regular essay appraisal!)

Seems to good to be true, like something out of a porno, however I still have that test here!

dear penthouse... :thumbsup:

Right on!! Wish my g/f would do that :)

I think I stayed in the basement for a couple of hours so that I didn't have to face him. When I finally went upstairs, my older sister patted me on the back saying "Nice job."

I have a thing for outdoors
 

sex in a park, at a playground late at night a couple of times, on a trail to a lighthouse, behind a church, sex on a train, on the hood of my car during a snow storm that one was one of the hottest time.

:crazy:

That was a porno, you fell asleep during your test and failed it in the process.

Fingering my GF (wife now) while we were in a funeral service and going into the bathroom of the funeral home and banging while the funeral was going on!

Wow, not sure whether to be vaguely impressed, or kind of weirded out... Just tell me it wasn't any close relative/friend who's service you were at :P

Damn, you got a flag? :D All that happened to me was air came out. :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dead men tell no tales!

Excellent use of time my friend! :thumbsup:

I hope my some of my relatives do that at MY funeral.

I got head from my ex-girlfriend while her mom slept in a recliner about 5 feet away from us!! I was freaked as hell but once it started I couldn't stop it!!