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bagatelle · 02-25-2011, 02:41 PM

If you could have the operations for free and why not even painlessly(!) would you get yourself or your partner breast implants or penis enlargement?

I have to say, there's really no reason for me to add anything.

MSD · 02-25-2011, 04:08 PM

As in get the surgery? No. Even if it didn't have something like a 80% dissatisfaction rate, I'd prefer not to have it sliced open. If I could cross my arms, wiggle my nose, and my penis would grow? Absolutely.

Plan9 · 02-25-2011, 06:59 PM

I know I would appreciate having a penis with more volume than a Tylenol capsule.

Baraka_Guru · 02-25-2011, 07:26 PM

It's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm.

And my partner doesn't need implants.

[Means no.]

...

<Sung to a '20s or '30s jazz melody of your choice>

Why don't I get my caaaaawk enlarged?
Why don't you get breaaaaast implants?
Then we'll put one and two togethaaar,
And do the plastic titfuck daaaaaaance!

ASU2003 · 02-25-2011, 07:51 PM

No, I am happy with what I have, and I like small breasts.

Plan9 · 02-25-2011, 10:02 PM

It's funny. My current partner made a less-than-serious suggestion that she would be interested in breast augmentation because she wishes she was a little bigger up top to match down below. She's a B/C . She's a very muscular woman (it's kinda scary, actually) and definitely built in the way Sir Mixalot prefers his female company and thus she says she feels "unbalanced." My response was that I take the various pictures of her spectacular tits we've got and post them online so other men could tell her how perfect they are in their natural state. Women listen to strangers, right? I prefer "built for speed."

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EDIT: Holy shit, this thread is hilarious given my current avatar. I'll post the rest of the comic:

dlish · 02-25-2011, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ASU2003

No, I am happy with what I have, and I like small breasts.

ditto.

possible later complications convince me that i'd be happy with my junk.

jewels · 02-26-2011, 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bagatelle

I have to say, there's really no reason for me to add anything.

Would you?

That's a "no thanks" for me.

bagatelle · 02-26-2011, 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels

Would you?

That's a "no thanks" for me.

I meant, there's no need to add anything on my body or hubby's.

In case I would lose a breast due to cancer, I'm not sure.

jewels · 02-26-2011, 12:35 PM

Oh I get it now.

Zeraph · 02-26-2011, 12:58 PM

Fuuuuuuck nooo. I've already ran into a petite woman or two that thinks its too big. And I like small breasts...like sports cars.

02-25-2011, 02:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
bagatelle Psycho Location: Europe	Expanding your body volume? If you could have the operations for free and why not even painlessly(!) would you get yourself or your partner breast implants or penis enlargement? I have to say, there's really no reason for me to add anything. __________________ Life is...

02-25-2011, 06:59 PM	#3 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I know I would appreciate having a penis with more volume than a Tylenol capsule. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

02-25-2011, 07:26 PM	#4 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	It's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm. And my partner doesn't need implants. [Means no.] ... <Sung to a '20s or '30s jazz melody of your choice> Why don't I get my caaaaawk enlarged? Why don't you get breaaaaast implants? Then we'll put one and two togethaaar, And do the plastic titfuck daaaaaaance! __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot Last edited by Baraka_Guru; 02-25-2011 at 07:37 PM..

02-25-2011, 10:02 PM	#6 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	It's funny. My current partner made a less-than-serious suggestion that she would be interested in breast augmentation because she wishes she was a little bigger up top to match down below. She's a B/C . She's a very muscular woman (it's kinda scary, actually) and definitely built in the way Sir Mixalot prefers his female company and thus she says she feels "unbalanced." My response was that I take the various pictures of her spectacular tits we've got and post them online so other men could tell her how perfect they are in their natural state. Women listen to strangers, right? I prefer "built for speed." ... EDIT: Holy shit, this thread is hilarious given my current avatar. I'll post the rest of the comic: __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 02-25-2011 at 10:09 PM..

02-26-2011, 12:35 PM	#10 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	Oh I get it now. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

02-25-2011, 04:08 PM	#2 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	As in get the surgery? No. Even if it didn't have something like a 80% dissatisfaction rate, I'd prefer not to have it sliced open. If I could cross my arms, wiggle my nose, and my penis would grow? Absolutely.

02-25-2011, 07:51 PM	#5 (permalink)
ASU2003 immoral minority Location: Back in Ohio	No, I am happy with what I have, and I like small breasts.

02-26-2011, 12:58 PM	#11 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	Fuuuuuuck nooo. I've already ran into a petite woman or two that thinks its too big. And I like small breasts...like sports cars.