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bagatelle 02-25-2011 02:41 PM

Expanding your body volume?
 
If you could have the operations for free and why not even painlessly(!) would you get yourself or your partner breast implants or penis enlargement?

I have to say, there's really no reason for me to add anything.

MSD 02-25-2011 04:08 PM

As in get the surgery? No. Even if it didn't have something like a 80% dissatisfaction rate, I'd prefer not to have it sliced open. If I could cross my arms, wiggle my nose, and my penis would grow? Absolutely.

Plan9 02-25-2011 06:59 PM

I know I would appreciate having a penis with more volume than a Tylenol capsule.

Baraka_Guru 02-25-2011 07:26 PM

It's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm.

And my partner doesn't need implants.

[Means no.]

...

<Sung to a '20s or '30s jazz melody of your choice>

Why don't I get my caaaaawk enlarged?
Why don't you get breaaaaast implants?
Then we'll put one and two togethaaar,
And do the plastic titfuck daaaaaaance!


http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u...ngerRogers.jpg

ASU2003 02-25-2011 07:51 PM

No, I am happy with what I have, and I like small breasts.

Plan9 02-25-2011 10:02 PM

It's funny. My current partner made a less-than-serious suggestion that she would be interested in breast augmentation because she wishes she was a little bigger up top to match down below. She's a B/C . She's a very muscular woman (it's kinda scary, actually) and definitely built in the way Sir Mixalot prefers his female company and thus she says she feels "unbalanced." My response was that I take the various pictures of her spectacular tits we've got and post them online so other men could tell her how perfect they are in their natural state. Women listen to strangers, right? I prefer "built for speed."

...

EDIT: Holy shit, this thread is hilarious given my current avatar. I'll post the rest of the comic:

http://i919.photobucket.com/albums/a...n/20100616.gif

dlish 02-25-2011 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ASU2003 (Post 2876822)
No, I am happy with what I have, and I like small breasts.

ditto.

possible later complications convince me that i'd be happy with my junk.

jewels 02-26-2011 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bagatelle (Post 2876734)

I have to say, there's really no reason for me to add anything.

Would you?

That's a "no thanks" for me.

bagatelle 02-26-2011 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels (Post 2876879)
Would you?

That's a "no thanks" for me.

I meant, there's no need to add anything on my body or hubby's.

In case I would lose a breast due to cancer, I'm not sure.

jewels 02-26-2011 12:35 PM

Oh I get it now. :D

Zeraph 02-26-2011 12:58 PM

Fuuuuuuck nooo. I've already ran into a petite woman or two that thinks its too big. And I like small breasts...like sports cars.


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