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Old 01-20-2010, 08:23 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I just need one to help clean out my rectum so I can anally play without having to worry about crap. I'm looking through Amazon for deals, but if you know somewhere else to buy, let me know!
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Old 01-20-2010, 08:38 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Just go to the local pharmacy. They will have what you want.
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Old 01-20-2010, 08:50 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I used to be employed at a major pharmacy chain and I assure you that they typically stock around one enema per resident of store's zip code.

It's utterly insane.
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Old 01-20-2010, 09:26 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Anal douche does not exist. You are looking for an enema. Amazing you know of one but not the other, really.
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Old 01-20-2010, 10:05 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Enema's scare me. Don't do it! Just eat prunes, or drink prune juice! it'll help. And its a natural way.
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Old 01-20-2010, 10:20 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Anal douche does not exist.
Not true! Have you met Jazz?
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Old 01-21-2010, 07:44 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Go to your local pharmacy and get a Fleet Enema. They also make Fleet Extra, which is 70% bigger. Bring it up to the counter and buy it, it's not like they're going to judge you for it. Go home, get on your hands and knees, bend forward with your head almost to the floor, insert, and squeeze. It will feel weird at first, but give it 30 seconds and it will be time for it to all come back out. If you want to make sure there's nothing left in there, Fleet sells 2-packs or you can refill yours wit warm water and use it another time or two.
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Old 01-21-2010, 07:45 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Not true! Have you met Jazz?
Now that was funny! Not that I agree!
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Old 01-22-2010, 09:49 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I have nothing to add. But I have to say that this made my morning.



And just for reference, what type of anal play?
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Old 01-22-2010, 09:59 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I heard my name.

Yeah, I'm anal and I'm a douche. Pretty much saw that one coming. You guys need better material.

Carry on.
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Old 01-22-2010, 11:10 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I saw that Jazz had the latest reply to this thread, so I was hesitant to look. I am glad to know it was in response to a vague (yet accurate) reference and not him actually giving advice.
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Old 01-22-2010, 11:15 AM   #12 (permalink)
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^^ And I clicked on it because you did. Ironic huh?
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Old 01-22-2010, 11:40 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I'm just wanting to know why nobody is asking MSD how he knows so much about the skill of giving yourself an enema..
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Old 01-22-2010, 05:47 PM   #14 (permalink)
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MSD's suggestion is disposable. Get one of these and you can use it over and over...

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Old 01-24-2010, 09:32 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I'm just wanting to know why nobody is asking MSD how he knows so much about the skill of giving yourself an enema..
On Something Awful, porn producer Kevin Moore has a Q/A thread. People asked what porn stars do to clean up before anal scenes. They also don't eat after noon the day before. Americans go the enema route, European girls tend to use a "personal cleansing" shower head attachment. I've learned a lot from that guy.
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