The taste
 

Hey guys and girls, I can hardly ever get my wife to go down on me. She says it's because of the way it tastes. She will only go down for like a few minutes. Is there anything I can do to make it taste a little more appetizing???

You didn't mention ejaculation.

Response: Soap.

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Seriously... maybe she wants you fresh-from-the-shower.

or fresh-in-the-shower?

well, what can you do to make it taste better? I've heard people saying you can eat or drink certain foods and that will help. Is that true?

You can use the search function... ;)

the only time I'm around a comp. is at work. Theres not much there system will let me search. Otherwise I would have already. Any suggestions?

There is an awesome search function available on the TFP itself. Check out the top menu bar for the appropriate tab between "new posts" and "quick links."

Crompsin's got it nailed. There is an older thread here about making your cum taste better.

I had to laugh...

if you use soap to improve "the taste", just remember to wash it completely off. My SO was in a hurry once to get out of the shower and I ended up with a nasty mouthfull that ended up killing the mood since it was the same soap my mother used to wash my mouth out with when I was in trouble for cursing. :lol:

Avoid flavored lube unless she plays around a little with it first. IMO. Ugh.

(imagines you with a mouthful of Irish Spring wang)

"Mommy!"

Lever 2000.
And it was only funny three days later AFTER I got the taste out.

Sorry, that's just funny. :D

Ewww!

That brings back terrible memories.

Whoa, wait... penis and soap bring back bad memories for you, too? :orly:

I used to get my mouth washed out with Irish Spring when I swore as a child, AND I've had the unfortunate opportunity to taste Irish Spring on wang (separate incidents, of course). Totally gross.

I think that it's the season to remember the horiffic soap poisoning of little Ralphie. Oh, how his mother wailed....

Seriously, tlsmith, we have 3 or 4 threads on this topic already. Use OUR search feature. If you can access the site, you can access the search feature. Look here's one of the threads right in this little hotlink

extra strong mints to suck on before and during, fresh taste for her and what an experience for you :)

There is like 1,000 threads that talk about come taste and oral sex. Please do a search before posting.

Well the "taste" is directly affected by what you eat and drink. While some is salty it is still bitter. If you are a coffee drinker it will increase this bitter taste and she will not want to do it.
The use of heavy deodorant soaps will only cause her be more turned off. There are somethings that you could try. Yes take a shower not bath use your normal soap. But after your shower use baking soda to neuteralise the soap. Try using a non fragrant soap ie Ivory.

Avoid coffee, strong teas and beer. I know I love beer but the alcohol will turn your semen into a nasty taste for her.
I had a friend that was married and his wife had him go to so far as to use "Scope Mouthwash" in that area. She liked the taste and he noted getting oral more often. I cannot say from experience since I have not had that problem but that is the only person I know that had the problem with not getting oral and his wife saying he tasted bad.