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Old 02-01-2006, 02:25 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Driving while... What???

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Police: Weaving Driver Distracted by Porn
Jan 31 5:45 PM US/Eastern

MURFREESBORO, Tenn.

A man who was stopped for driving erratically on a divided highway was distracted because he was looking at pornography, authorities said.

David Kennedy, 33, of Nashville, was charged with felony reckless endangerment after motorist Deborah Dotson reported Friday afternoon that he nearly ran her vehicle off State Route 840 several times.

Rutherford County Deputy Tony Hall pulled over Kennedy based on Dotson's report.

"When I made contact with the driver of the suspect vehicle, a Mr. David Kennedy, there were several pornographic magazines on the seat next to him," Hall said in his report.

A hearing on the charge is set for Feb. 22 in General Sessions Court in Murfreesboro, a Nashville suburb.
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Information from: The Daily News Journal, http://www.dnj.com
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Old 02-01-2006, 05:30 AM   #2 (permalink)
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He was so close to getting that Darwin Award only to see it snatched away by Johnny Law! Having driven down 840 quite a few times in my youth, it's not exactly a straight and level road, I can tell you that trying to jerk it at even 60 mph on some stretches would be quite the feat.
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Old 02-01-2006, 09:10 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Funny, just a couple of weeks ago my girlfriend asked me if I ever got horny while driving and what did I do about it? Apparently, she used to when she had to drive some distance to get to work and she would pull over on the side of a country road and "relieve" herself.

I used to do that too. When I lived in Montreal and worked in Toronto, I would daydream about the sex I just had, or the sex I was about to have when I got home and I would have to pull over into a service centre on the 401.

We didn't need magazines to get us horny. And we certainly wouldn't try to "finish" while driving.

How many of you have ever had to masturbate while driving?
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Old 02-01-2006, 09:13 AM   #4 (permalink)
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He was probably beating it... He has a penis.
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Old 02-01-2006, 09:14 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I have tried, but not very successfully. Pretty sure I've never finished in the car while driving.
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Old 02-01-2006, 09:54 AM   #6 (permalink)
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that man is dedicated to the cause!
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Old 02-01-2006, 10:39 AM   #7 (permalink)
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You reckon he'll get off? Maybe beat the rap?
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Old 02-01-2006, 10:49 AM   #8 (permalink)
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If i ever tried that while driving, i know i would wreck mid orgasm. It would probably be a great orgasm but thats not worth the price of car repair.
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Old 02-01-2006, 02:31 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Wow. Just... wow. Pull over if you have to do that, man. In fact, why don't you WAIT UNTIL YOU ARE HOME.
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Old 02-01-2006, 02:41 PM   #10 (permalink)
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wow... talk about really not being able to wait until you get home?!

that's dangerous! the porn will wait... the porn will wait

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Old 02-01-2006, 02:54 PM   #11 (permalink)
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i drive from california to texas a couple times a year... often i make the drive alone...
so sometimes i'll play with myself thru my clothes... dont ever do it if the weather or traffic is bad...
and i dont ever look at porn... that means eyes off the road...
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Old 02-01-2006, 03:25 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Man, I've gotten myself off on I-4, I-95, I-10 numerous times doing 50-70mph in traffic without endangering anyone's lives.

But with porn? C'mon. That's just asking for trouble.
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Old 02-01-2006, 03:34 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Oh comon guys, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go!

Oh wait, that's just leakin...carry on then!
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Old 02-01-2006, 04:30 PM   #14 (permalink)
 
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I've masturbated while driving down I-5 at night, but if I *really* got into it, I made myself pull over at the next rest-stop to finish. Would be pretty lame if I got into a wreck because of an orgasm.. DWC? (cumming)... sorry, couldn't resist.
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Old 02-01-2006, 07:45 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I've gotten road head quite a few times, especially on long trips, but I can't say I've ever been so bad off I had to do THAT while driving.
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Old 02-01-2006, 08:22 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Orlando traffic. At 5 pm. There's nothing else to do! After I'd changed out of my work clothes in the carpool lane, I used to get bored. It would take me well over an hour to go the 15 miles home from work.

I can't be the only one who did it in the daytime.
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Old 02-01-2006, 08:41 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 02-01-2006, 08:54 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I cannot believe that the guy was reading porn while driving. What was he thinking? Why couldn't he just read the newspaper, like everyone else during the morning rush hour through L.A.?
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Old 02-06-2006, 04:59 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I've done it several times going on long trips by myself. I don't ever look at porn...it just kills some time...
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Old 02-09-2006, 10:47 PM   #20 (permalink)
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wow... talk about really not being able to wait until you get home?!

that's dangerous! the porn will wait... the porn will wait

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Don't make the poor porn wait it needs to be read ... would you even consider that reading?

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