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zz0011 · 02-01-2006, 02:25 AM

The following story originally appears here

Police: Weaving Driver Distracted by Porn
Jan 31 5:45 PM US/Eastern

MURFREESBORO, Tenn.

A man who was stopped for driving erratically on a divided highway was distracted because he was looking at pornography, authorities said.

David Kennedy, 33, of Nashville, was charged with felony reckless endangerment after motorist Deborah Dotson reported Friday afternoon that he nearly ran her vehicle off State Route 840 several times.

Rutherford County Deputy Tony Hall pulled over Kennedy based on Dotson's report.

"When I made contact with the driver of the suspect vehicle, a Mr. David Kennedy, there were several pornographic magazines on the seat next to him," Hall said in his report.

A hearing on the charge is set for Feb. 22 in General Sessions Court in Murfreesboro, a Nashville suburb.
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Information from: The Daily News Journal, http://www.dnj.com

The_Jazz · 02-01-2006, 05:30 AM

He was so close to getting that Darwin Award only to see it snatched away by Johnny Law! Having driven down 840 quite a few times in my youth, it's not exactly a straight and level road, I can tell you that trying to jerk it at even 60 mph on some stretches would be quite the feat.

rmarshall · 02-01-2006, 09:10 AM

Funny, just a couple of weeks ago my girlfriend asked me if I ever got horny while driving and what did I do about it? Apparently, she used to when she had to drive some distance to get to work and she would pull over on the side of a country road and "relieve" herself.

I used to do that too. When I lived in Montreal and worked in Toronto, I would daydream about the sex I just had, or the sex I was about to have when I got home and I would have to pull over into a service centre on the 401.

We didn't need magazines to get us horny. And we certainly wouldn't try to "finish" while driving.

How many of you have ever had to masturbate while driving?

Charlatan · 02-01-2006, 09:13 AM

He was probably beating it... He has a penis.

maestroxl · 02-01-2006, 09:14 AM

I have tried, but not very successfully. Pretty sure I've never finished in the car while driving.

thesupermikey · 02-01-2006, 09:54 AM

that man is dedicated to the cause!

Poppinjay · 02-01-2006, 10:39 AM

You reckon he'll get off? Maybe beat the rap?

serlindsipity · 02-01-2006, 10:49 AM

If i ever tried that while driving, i know i would wreck mid orgasm. It would probably be a great orgasm but thats not worth the price of car repair.

Toaster126 · 02-01-2006, 02:31 PM

Wow. Just... wow. Pull over if you have to do that, man. In fact, why don't you WAIT UNTIL YOU ARE HOME.

Sweetpea · 02-01-2006, 02:41 PM

wow... talk about really not being able to wait until you get home?!

that's dangerous! the porn will wait... the porn will wait

sweetpea

JStrider · 02-01-2006, 02:54 PM

i drive from california to texas a couple times a year... often i make the drive alone...
so sometimes i'll play with myself thru my clothes... dont ever do it if the weather or traffic is bad...
and i dont ever look at porn... that means eyes off the road...

noodle · 02-01-2006, 03:25 PM

Man, I've gotten myself off on I-4, I-95, I-10 numerous times doing 50-70mph in traffic without endangering anyone's lives.

But with porn? C'mon. That's just asking for trouble.

feelgood · 02-01-2006, 03:34 PM

Oh comon guys, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go!

Oh wait, that's just leakin...carry on then!

abaya · 02-01-2006, 04:30 PM

I've masturbated while driving down I-5 at night, but if I *really* got into it, I made myself pull over at the next rest-stop to finish. Would be pretty lame if I got into a wreck because of an orgasm.. DWC? (cumming)...

sorry, couldn't resist.

Borla · 02-01-2006, 07:45 PM

I've gotten road head quite a few times, especially on long trips, but I can't say I've ever been so bad off I had to do THAT while driving.

noodle · 02-01-2006, 08:22 PM

Orlando traffic. At 5 pm. There's nothing else to do! After I'd changed out of my work clothes in the carpool lane, I used to get bored. It would take me well over an hour to go the 15 miles home from work.

I can't be the only one who did it in the daytime.

pyreglow · 02-01-2006, 08:41 PM

Nice!

nitelyfe · 02-01-2006, 08:54 PM

I cannot believe that the guy was reading porn while driving. What was he thinking? Why couldn't he just read the newspaper, like everyone else during the morning rush hour through L.A.?

punx1325 · 02-06-2006, 04:59 PM

I've done it several times going on long trips by myself. I don't ever look at porn...it just kills some time...

poundpuppy34 · 02-09-2006, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetpea

wow... talk about really not being able to wait until you get home?!

that's dangerous! the porn will wait... the porn will wait

sweetpea

Don't make the poor porn wait it needs to be read ... would you even consider that reading?

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Stupid thing to do, though. What if he had killed someone? Think of the guilt...

02-01-2006, 02:25 AM	#1 (permalink)
zz0011 Crazy Location: buckle of the snow belt	Driving while... What??? The following story originally appears here Police: Weaving Driver Distracted by Porn Jan 31 5:45 PM US/Eastern MURFREESBORO, Tenn. A man who was stopped for driving erratically on a divided highway was distracted because he was looking at pornography, authorities said. David Kennedy, 33, of Nashville, was charged with felony reckless endangerment after motorist Deborah Dotson reported Friday afternoon that he nearly ran her vehicle off State Route 840 several times. Rutherford County Deputy Tony Hall pulled over Kennedy based on Dotson's report. "When I made contact with the driver of the suspect vehicle, a Mr. David Kennedy, there were several pornographic magazines on the seat next to him," Hall said in his report. A hearing on the charge is set for Feb. 22 in General Sessions Court in Murfreesboro, a Nashville suburb. ___ Information from: The Daily News Journal, http://www.dnj.com __________________ 10th sig ~> "How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms?" -- Aristotle

02-01-2006, 09:13 AM	#4 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	He was probably beating it... He has a penis. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-01-2006, 09:14 AM	#5 (permalink)
maestroxl buck fush Location: Tucson, AZ	I have tried, but not very successfully. Pretty sure I've never finished in the car while driving. __________________ be the change you want

02-01-2006, 09:54 AM	#6 (permalink)
thesupermikey I got blisters on me fingers!!! Location: In my stressless expectation free zone.	that man is dedicated to the cause! __________________ If you are not outraged than you are not paying attention! "Reality has a well-known liberal bias" - Steven Colbert

02-01-2006, 10:39 AM	#7 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	You reckon he'll get off? Maybe beat the rap? __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

02-01-2006, 05:30 AM	#2 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	He was so close to getting that Darwin Award only to see it snatched away by Johnny Law! Having driven down 840 quite a few times in my youth, it's not exactly a straight and level road, I can tell you that trying to jerk it at even 60 mph on some stretches would be quite the feat.

02-01-2006, 09:10 AM	#3 (permalink)
rmarshall Addict Location: Kingston,Ontario	Funny, just a couple of weeks ago my girlfriend asked me if I ever got horny while driving and what did I do about it? Apparently, she used to when she had to drive some distance to get to work and she would pull over on the side of a country road and "relieve" herself. I used to do that too. When I lived in Montreal and worked in Toronto, I would daydream about the sex I just had, or the sex I was about to have when I got home and I would have to pull over into a service centre on the 401. We didn't need magazines to get us horny. And we certainly wouldn't try to "finish" while driving. How many of you have ever had to masturbate while driving?

02-01-2006, 10:49 AM	#8 (permalink)
serlindsipity Psycho Location: Boulder Baby!	If i ever tried that while driving, i know i would wreck mid orgasm. It would probably be a great orgasm but thats not worth the price of car repair. __________________ My third eye is my camera's lens.

02-01-2006, 02:31 PM	#9 (permalink)
Toaster126 Extreme moderation Location: Kansas City, yo.	Wow. Just... wow. Pull over if you have to do that, man. In fact, why don't you WAIT UNTIL YOU ARE HOME. __________________ "The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me." (Ayn Rand) "The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers." (M. Scott Peck)

02-01-2006, 02:41 PM	#10 (permalink)
Sweetpea Fade out Location: in love	wow... talk about really not being able to wait until you get home?! that's dangerous! the porn will wait... the porn will wait sweetpea __________________ Having a Pet Will Change Your Life! Looking for a great pet?! Click Here! "I am the Type of Person Who Can Get Away With A lot, Simply Because I Don't Ask Permission for the Privilege of Being Myself"

02-01-2006, 02:54 PM	#11 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	i drive from california to texas a couple times a year... often i make the drive alone... so sometimes i'll play with myself thru my clothes... dont ever do it if the weather or traffic is bad... and i dont ever look at porn... that means eyes off the road... __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

02-01-2006, 03:34 PM	#13 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	Oh comon guys, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go! Oh wait, that's just leakin...carry on then!

02-01-2006, 04:30 PM	#14 (permalink)
abaya Location: Iceland	I've masturbated while driving down I-5 at night, but if I really got into it, I made myself pull over at the next rest-stop to finish. Would be pretty lame if I got into a wreck because of an orgasm.. DWC? (cumming)... sorry, couldn't resist. __________________ And think not you can direct the course of Love; for Love, if it finds you worthy, directs your course. --Khalil Gibran

02-01-2006, 07:45 PM	#15 (permalink)
Borla Junkie	I've gotten road head quite a few times, especially on long trips, but I can't say I've ever been so bad off I had to do THAT while driving. __________________ Coimhéad fearg fhear na foighde!!!!

02-01-2006, 08:41 PM	#17 (permalink)
pyreglow Upright	Nice! Last edited by pyreglow; 02-20-2009 at 08:45 AM..

02-01-2006, 08:54 PM	#18 (permalink)
nitelyfe Upright Location: Long Beach, CA	I cannot believe that the guy was reading porn while driving. What was he thinking? Why couldn't he just read the newspaper, like everyone else during the morning rush hour through L.A.?

02-06-2006, 04:59 PM	#19 (permalink)
punx1325 Junkie Location: San Diego	I've done it several times going on long trips by myself. I don't ever look at porn...it just kills some time... __________________ If something seems too good to be true, then it probably is....