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jimmyjambam · 10-07-2008, 02:33 AM

I kinda hope that McCain Palin win so that we can have another 4 years of comedy goodness like this When Putin Rears His Head

That is certainly one thing that George Bush did well at giving the country.

Obama just is not as funny... and no one wants a boring president.

asaris · 10-07-2008, 03:44 AM

Yeah, but Biden can be just as funny (remember when Roosevelt got on TV?) So I think we'll be okay

jimmyjambam · 10-08-2008, 03:56 AM

I dunno.. Bidens humor is boring.

Did you see McCain talk about nailing jello to a wall at the debate last night?
Or how about when he almost did a MC style microphone throw down the way Emminem did in 8-mile... so funny! (MC Caine anyone?) Then he threw up a gang sign and shuffled around like a zombie.

Obama just sat there... Obama did not make me laugh once..

Tully Mars · 10-08-2008, 08:36 AM

Personally I'd like to put a lot of comedians out of work. I'm tried of laughing (and crying) at what our elected officials say and do.

dc_dux · 10-08-2008, 09:36 AM

We could use a president who displays more of a sense of humor at times.

YouTube - The JFK Show

Tully...old timers like us might appreciate this more than the younger crowd:

jimmyjambam · 10-09-2008, 12:53 AM

Hehe.. funny stuff

smooth · 10-09-2008, 05:51 AM

speaking of which, SNL weekend update airs tonight

I'm fairly certain Dana Carvey will be there as Tom Brokaw...let's see if my prediction is correct

jimmyjambam · 10-13-2008, 03:09 PM

I missed SNL.. how did it turn out?

dc_dux · 10-13-2008, 08:41 PM

Does Palin porn count as hilarious?

Larry Flint is looking for a Palin lookalike to star in a video.

The opening scene:

Quote:

(Open on the PALIN residence, Wasilla, Alaska. Evening. Governor SARAH PALIN is sitting on the couch, reading "all of the magazines." She is wearing a satin negligee and bunny slippers. Her luxurious brown hair is in a bun. Her glasses rest just so on the bridge of her nose. TODD is out of town on business. TRIGG is peacefully asleep upstairs. There is a firm knock at the door. PALIN puts down her reading material and goes to answer it.)

PALIN: Who is it?

GRUFF MALE VOICE: It's JOE, the tanning-bed repairman.

(PALIN unlocks the door and opens it)

PALIN: Hiya! You were supposed to be here two hours ago, doncha know?

JOE: I'm sorry. My snowmobile broke down outside of Matunska. I had to walk the rest of the way.

PALIN: Well, you're in luck. I just baked a batch of chocolate-chip cookies. Why don't you come inside and I'll fix you a plate of 'em?

(JOE obliges. He takes a seat on the couch. PALIN enters the kitchen and returns shortly after with the cookies. She gives them to JOE, but not before looking him up and down.)

PALIN: My oh my. That's quite a toolbelt you have on. It looks heavy.

JOE: I have a big hammer.

PALIN: Oh, I betcha do. I love a big hammer. But I love screwdrivers, too! And wrenches. The fact is I love and respect all of America's diverse tools, big and small. They're what helps make us so great as a nation. Here, let me take that off for ya.

(PALIN takes a seat on the coach beside JOE and starts to undo his belt. He stops her.)

JOE: Let's go take a look at the tanning bed first.

PALIN: Oooh, okay.

(PALIN leads JOE to the tanning salon in the basement. JOE carefully inspects the machine.)

JOE: Looks like there are just a bunch of screws loose.

PALIN: (seductively) You're in luck. I fully support off-shore and on-shore drilling.

(PALIN pounces on JOE and throws him onto the top of the tanning bed. She quickly rips off his jeans.)

PALIN: God almighty! You are hung like a moose. Now I have to eat ya!

JOE: I'm bigger than a moose. Do you have any contraceptives?

PALIN: It's okay. I already took a morning-after pill.

JOE: Um, are you sure it works that way?

PALIN: Are you asking me if I know what a morning-after pill is? Because I totally do! I'll get back to ya with specifics.

(The two proceed to make furious love in a multitude of positions. PALIN amply demonstrates that she has enough experience.)

PALIN: Fuck me harder! HARDER! Pound me until my head is so empty that I can't even remember the name of the one Supreme Court case I actually know! I want it to burn. Burn like a banned book. Oh God, Oh God, OH MY GOD! MAKE ME SEE RUSSIA FROM HERE!

(After 10 minutes, the two finish.)

PALIN: Wow-eee. I haven't had a ride that good since Todd took me for a spin on the back of his Yamaha at the Tesoro Iron Dog.

JOE: That was amazing. What now?

PALIN: I feel so alive! Let's grab my gay friend and go shoot wolves from the safety of a helicopter.

(End scene)

Fresh Intelligence : Radar Online : Larry Flynt's Sarah Palin Porn Flick

Sounds pretty damn funny to me and just wouldnt be the same with Biden.

(mods...you can delete this if it doesnt fit the thread

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Willravel · 10-13-2008, 09:03 PM

It's like Shakespeare!

Tully Mars · 10-14-2008, 01:33 AM

"I have a big hammer" and "It's okay. I already took a morning-after pill" ROTFL.

smooth · 10-14-2008, 04:18 AM

My prediction was wrong, it was Bill Murray

Tusko · 10-16-2008, 07:23 AM

bomb bomb bomb
bomb bomb iran

comedy gold. pure comedy gold.

although obama's "brush it off" was pretty excellent.

The last six months or so of world politics has had me in stitches. I love this goddamn planet.

PUTIN KNOWS KARATE GODDAMMIT THIS ROCKS
-----Added 16/10/2008 at 12 : 13 : 00-----
i think i would die a happy man if Arnold were allowed to run for president.

That would prove that this whole universe is just a stupid joke in a vonnegut book or something.

Next up: Dachsunds driving Go Karts on the moon.

10-07-2008, 02:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
jimmyjambam Upright	May the most hilarious one win I kinda hope that McCain Palin win so that we can have another 4 years of comedy goodness like this When Putin Rears His Head That is certainly one thing that George Bush did well at giving the country. Obama just is not as funny... and no one wants a boring president.

10-07-2008, 03:44 AM	#2 (permalink)
asaris Mad Philosopher Location: Washington, DC	Yeah, but Biden can be just as funny (remember when Roosevelt got on TV?) So I think we'll be okay __________________ "Die Deutschen meinen, daß die Kraft sich in Härte und Grausamkeit offenbaren müsse, sie unterwerfen sich dann gerne und mit Bewunderung:[...]. Daß es Kraft giebt in der Milde und Stille, das glauben sie nicht leicht." "The Germans believe that power must reveal itself in hardness and cruelty and then submit themselves gladly and with admiration[...]. They do not believe readily that there is power in meekness and calm." -- Friedrich Nietzsche

10-08-2008, 08:36 AM	#4 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico	Personally I'd like to put a lot of comedians out of work. I'm tried of laughing (and crying) at what our elected officials say and do. __________________ I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

10-09-2008, 05:51 AM	#7 (permalink)
smooth Junkie Location: Right here	speaking of which, SNL weekend update airs tonight I'm fairly certain Dana Carvey will be there as Tom Brokaw...let's see if my prediction is correct __________________ "The theory of a free press is that truth will emerge from free discussion, not that it will be presented perfectly and instantly in any one account." -- Walter Lippmann "You measure democracy by the freedom it gives its dissidents, not the freedom it gives its assimilated conformists." -- Abbie Hoffman

10-14-2008, 01:33 AM	#11 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico	"I have a big hammer" and "It's okay. I already took a morning-after pill" ROTFL. __________________ I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

10-08-2008, 03:56 AM	#3 (permalink)
jimmyjambam Upright	I dunno.. Bidens humor is boring. Did you see McCain talk about nailing jello to a wall at the debate last night? Or how about when he almost did a MC style microphone throw down the way Emminem did in 8-mile... so funny! (MC Caine anyone?) Then he threw up a gang sign and shuffled around like a zombie. Obama just sat there... Obama did not make me laugh once..

10-09-2008, 12:53 AM	#6 (permalink)
jimmyjambam Upright	Hehe.. funny stuff

10-13-2008, 03:09 PM	#8 (permalink)
jimmyjambam Upright	I missed SNL.. how did it turn out?

10-13-2008, 09:03 PM	#10 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	It's like Shakespeare!

10-14-2008, 04:18 AM	#12 (permalink)
smooth Junkie Location: Right here	My prediction was wrong, it was Bill Murray __________________ "The theory of a free press is that truth will emerge from free discussion, not that it will be presented perfectly and instantly in any one account." -- Walter Lippmann "You measure democracy by the freedom it gives its dissidents, not the freedom it gives its assimilated conformists." -- Abbie Hoffman

10-16-2008, 07:23 AM	#13 (permalink)
Tusko Psycho	bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb iran comedy gold. pure comedy gold. although obama's "brush it off" was pretty excellent. The last six months or so of world politics has had me in stitches. I love this goddamn planet. PUTIN KNOWS KARATE GODDAMMIT THIS ROCKS -----Added 16/10/2008 at 12 : 13 : 00----- i think i would die a happy man if Arnold were allowed to run for president. That would prove that this whole universe is just a stupid joke in a vonnegut book or something. Next up: Dachsunds driving Go Karts on the moon. Last edited by Tusko; 10-16-2008 at 08:12 AM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost