~sigh~ I'm so proud: A Father's pride! - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JaySpencer · 10-13-2004, 07:50 PM

The other day, in the bathroom after I hosed the little beast down. when I took her out of the tub she turned to me, and proudly announced "I gonna fart!" She squatted a little, make a funny face and let one rip! My jaw hit the ground, after which she inquired "Again?" Now that cracked me right the hell up and I said "Sure!" So she repeated her performance and cracked of a louder and slightly longer one! She looked at me, almost paralyzed with laughter, and said "I gonna fart again!" and she did!! She looked at me and once more inquired "Again?" With tears of laughter, I said "Sure! No! Wait!" because at this point I realized that I could be the happy grand pappy of a bouncing baby turd if she had kept it up like that!

Today, after hosing her off this morning, she ran into the living room to visit with our house guest, and on her way out, I said: "Sweetie! Fart!" She assumed her position, and cracked a little one off!

I'm so proud!

boredom · 10-13-2004, 08:08 PM

ROFLMAO oh man that is so great. You should tape it and use it as blackmail when she grows up to be a teenager! Or things to talk about with your daughters SO.

Zoz · 10-13-2004, 08:12 PM

:lmao: That's hysterical.

mr sticky · 10-14-2004, 05:27 AM

Jay, That's some priceless suff man!!!

Redlemon · 10-14-2004, 06:15 AM

How old is she?

Irishsean · 10-14-2004, 06:43 AM

The real question is "Has your wife found out yet?"

tmurph · 10-14-2004, 01:42 PM

dood. solid. seriously, like nuvdar sez, get it on film...show it to her prom date...

inharmony · 10-14-2004, 01:44 PM

Farting on command..that's hilarious.

Suave · 10-14-2004, 04:39 PM

That little girl is my hero. GET IT ON TAPE.

canuckguy · 10-14-2004, 05:36 PM

that is so funny! on command. i am proud!

PayUp · 10-15-2004, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Irishsean

The real question is "Has your wife found out yet?"

I think we would have felt the world stop spinning.
I have a similiar story. When my wife didn't see the humor as I did, I had no idea she could shoot flames out of the top of her head. I blacked out from the heat, but I think she turned green and ripped her clothes.

MikeyChalupa · 10-18-2004, 05:46 AM

Aren't kids the best? My wife was dressing my 3 year old son one morning and asked him if he'd like to wear this shirt, those pants, whatever. Finally she asked if he'd like to wear his red socks, and he looked at her and said "Mommy, red socks suck!" Well, she knew exactly where that came from and I got a nastygram in my e-mail asking why our precious little angel says that. I told her wait until you ask him if he wants to go see the dolphins at the aquarium.

-Mikey

maleficent · 10-18-2004, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeyChalupa

Finally she asked if he'd like to wear his red socks, and he looked at her and said "Mommy, red socks suck!"

your child is very well trained... buy him a really good toy - he's earned it...

Cadwiz · 10-18-2004, 09:07 AM

Isn't it hilarious what the little tikes lay on ya sometimes?

clavus · 10-18-2004, 10:19 AM

My kid farted, looked up at his mom and said excitedly, "that's what a donkey says!"

WTF?

DJ Happy · 10-19-2004, 12:30 AM

My 18 month old girl has taken to laughing her socks off when she farts.

That was when I truly knew she was mine.......

avhg1 · 10-19-2004, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by JaySpencer

I said "Sure! No! Wait!" because at this point I realized that I could be the happy grand pappy of a bouncing baby turd if she had kept it up like that!

I have been the recipient of that fun before. Yuck!

In the tub is one of the worst places for that type of activity.

canuckguy · 10-19-2004, 12:44 PM

Years ago, my friends son came running into the garage and said to his dad "listen to this!" and proceeded to bend over and grunt, his face going bright red, stops suddenly shouts "oh no too far" and runs away holding his butt. damn kids are funny. My daughter who is 6 months old can let the longest rippers go, amazing for such a small package! just like her mom

grendel · 10-19-2004, 12:47 PM

we've got 3 boys...

farting is a pretty regular activity in our house.

cypherlock · 10-22-2004, 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by JaySpencer

"Sweetie! Fart!"

You are my hero.

rfra3645 · 10-26-2004, 05:36 AM

damn all i can my kid to do is say " what do you say"

10-13-2004, 07:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
JaySpencer Tilted	~sigh~ I'm so proud: A Father's pride! The other day, in the bathroom after I hosed the little beast down. when I took her out of the tub she turned to me, and proudly announced "I gonna fart!" She squatted a little, make a funny face and let one rip! My jaw hit the ground, after which she inquired "Again?" Now that cracked me right the hell up and I said "Sure!" So she repeated her performance and cracked of a louder and slightly longer one! She looked at me, almost paralyzed with laughter, and said "I gonna fart again!" and she did!! She looked at me and once more inquired "Again?" With tears of laughter, I said "Sure! No! Wait!" because at this point I realized that I could be the happy grand pappy of a bouncing baby turd if she had kept it up like that! Today, after hosing her off this morning, she ran into the living room to visit with our house guest, and on her way out, I said: "Sweetie! Fart!" She assumed her position, and cracked a little one off! I'm so proud!

10-14-2004, 05:27 AM	#4 (permalink)
mr sticky Psycho Location: NC	Jay, That's some priceless suff man!!! __________________ The sad thing is... as you get older you come to realize that you don't so much pilot your life, as you just try to hold on, in a screaming, defiant ball of white-knuckle anxious fury

10-14-2004, 06:43 AM	#6 (permalink)
Irishsean edited for content Location: Austin, TX	The real question is "Has your wife found out yet?" __________________ There are no absolute rules of conduct, either in peace or war. Everything depends on circumstances. Leon Trotsky

10-14-2004, 01:44 PM	#8 (permalink)
inharmony Psycho Location: happy place	Farting on command..that's hilarious. __________________ "You can't shake hands with a clenched fist." Ghandi "Things do not change: We change" Henry David Thoreau

10-18-2004, 09:07 AM	#14 (permalink)
Cadwiz Insane Location: work	Isn't it hilarious what the little tikes lay on ya sometimes? __________________ Semper Fi

10-13-2004, 08:08 PM	#2 (permalink)
boredom Insane Location: California	ROFLMAO oh man that is so great. You should tape it and use it as blackmail when she grows up to be a teenager! Or things to talk about with your daughters SO.

10-13-2004, 08:12 PM	#3 (permalink)
Zoz Upright Location: Long Island	:lmao: That's hysterical.

10-14-2004, 06:15 AM	#5 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	How old is she?

10-14-2004, 01:42 PM	#7 (permalink)
tmurph Upright Location: Southern California	dood. solid. seriously, like nuvdar sez, get it on film...show it to her prom date...

10-14-2004, 04:39 PM	#9 (permalink)
Suave Twitterpated Location: My own little world (also Canada)	That little girl is my hero. GET IT ON TAPE.

10-14-2004, 05:36 PM	#10 (permalink)
canuckguy I read your emails. Location: earth	that is so funny! on command. i am proud!

10-18-2004, 05:46 AM	#12 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	Aren't kids the best? My wife was dressing my 3 year old son one morning and asked him if he'd like to wear this shirt, those pants, whatever. Finally she asked if he'd like to wear his red socks, and he looked at her and said "Mommy, red socks suck!" Well, she knew exactly where that came from and I got a nastygram in my e-mail asking why our precious little angel says that. I told her wait until you ask him if he wants to go see the dolphins at the aquarium. -Mikey

10-18-2004, 10:19 AM	#15 (permalink)
clavus pow! Location: NorCal	My kid farted, looked up at his mom and said excitedly, "that's what a donkey says!" WTF? __________________ Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.

10-19-2004, 12:30 AM	#16 (permalink)
DJ Happy Psycho	My 18 month old girl has taken to laughing her socks off when she farts. That was when I truly knew she was mine.......

10-19-2004, 12:44 PM	#18 (permalink)
canuckguy I read your emails. Location: earth	Years ago, my friends son came running into the garage and said to his dad "listen to this!" and proceeded to bend over and grunt, his face going bright red, stops suddenly shouts "oh no too far" and runs away holding his butt. damn kids are funny. My daughter who is 6 months old can let the longest rippers go, amazing for such a small package! just like her mom

10-26-2004, 05:36 AM	#21 (permalink)
rfra3645 Crazy Location: geff il	damn all i can my kid to do is say " what do you say" __________________ this post is a natural product made from recycled electrons. the slight variations in spelling, grammar and punctuation enhance its individual character and individuality and are in no way to be considered flaws or defects. if you cant read my post i dont want to hear about it move on. thanks

10-19-2004, 12:47 PM	#19 (permalink)
grendel Psycho	we've got 3 boys... farting is a pretty regular activity in our house.