Couple o' limericks
 

I had posted these just before the last crash.

As a man of incredible wealth
I'd refuse to lie dead on the shelf
I would grind my own ass
into bifocal glass
To make a spectacle of myself.

So I said to my mistress, "My dear,
I have made myseld perfectly clear!
If you won't end this quarrel
about 'oral' and 'aural",
I WILL stick it into your ear!"

pretty good, i really like his first one lmao

And she chuckles at your wit!
Thanks :D

Thank YOU, Angel and J.R.V.A.