Tyler Durden living at Office Max?
 

Hey,

I'm still around...just not posting a whole hell of a lot...

Today I was looking around Office Max looking for paper to print maps to my wedding, programs, and little lables to go around candles.

(I tell you, the "wedding budget" came THIS close to paying for my new all-in-one printer (HP 2110v); but, in the end I had to buy it myself.)

So I get down to the label isle, and I'm poking around...dum dum, dah dah do...looking around...

***some background***
The mailing label packages all have little examples of what their particular label looks like on a faux package. Usually they have cute little made up addresses. Like, "Steve Smith, 100 N Way, Anycity, USA." Like that.

My eye wandered over to an Avery label cover; and, what do I see?

Tyler Durden
420 Paper Street
Washington DC

My faith in humanity slightly buttressed, I bought their brand of lables (not that package though, I needed a different size).

I thought that was cute.

Now THAT'S cool.

That is, unless he starts talking to you.

wtf! why do they have my friends address on their labels!

You know after reading that it makes all the sense in the world. I have been wondering why my girlfriend never sleeps, hoards soap, and comes home from work with bruises. Now let us all wait for the clock to be set back to zero and for my credit debt to disappear.