nonkem

Here is another one. Enjoy?

EDIT: I know I have written more, but I don't know where they are. I think I lost them when my computer got screwed up. So I won't have anymore until something pisses me off and I write a new one.

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You know what I fucking hate? Simple Plan. That group of fuckers. I hate them. "How could this happen to me?!?" etc etc. I'll tell you how it happens to you, it happens because youre a stupid fucking emo fucker and you bitch about how you hate life and nothing goes right. But you do this while sitting in your multi-million dollar mansion playing your xbox in surround sound on your plasma screen and drinking Courvoisier.

You know what else I fucking hate? I fucking hate those stupid xanga names that are like, xxosexy_girliexxxxooooxxoxox_2_hott_phor_j00xxxoxox. The Xs and Os make you cool. Oh sorry. What I ment to say was, K3WL!!11!!!eleven. God damn it. The Xs really set you apart from all the other emo kids that sit around and complain about how life sucks and they want to slit their wrists.

That's another thing that pisses me off to no fucking end. People that use gamer speak but aren't, never were, and never will be gamers. They just think it's cool to say w00t, pwned, and l33t. If you're not a gamer, don't fucking talk like one. Just like if you aren't "gangster", don't talk like one. I hate that too. When white people walk up to other white people and talk like this, "Yo dog, I was chillin on the hizzie and the weezie neezie with the bling bling phat yo." What the hell?! That is not a coherent sentence. Maybe it is if you were born and raised in the ghetto. However, 99% of the time when I hear someone talking like that and I turn and look, it is a white person.

You know what pisses me off too? When people fucking stare at my face. Get over it. You think I can't see you with your eyes glued to me? Fuck off asshole. The next person who stares at my face is getting punched in the fucking throat.

I also hate when people talk to me about things that they think they know all about, when in actuality, they have no idea what the fuck they are talking about. If you don't know, don't talk like you do, it makes you seem like more of a fucking moron.

And I hate people that spell words with letters that don't belong because they think that they're cute or something. For example, "I luv my babi boi." I hate that shit. "I'm tha sexii gurl." I hate that shit. It's fucking annoying as hell. Learn to spell dipshit.

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BAMF

You need to hate less, its unhealthy.

nonkem

Maybe, but for now I'll be ok.

KellyC

I like to play the staring game with them. I always win.

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.

nonkem

I probably should have explained that part. I have 2 scars running parallel down the right side of my face. I was in the back seat of a car that hit a pole at 90mph+ about a year ago. And I really hate when people stare at me when I'm in public and such.

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BigBen

The unfunniest thing to ever grace the pages of Tilted Humour.

I have no problem with the person or this post, but don't think that "Ranting" is funny, unless done by a trained professional in a professional setting. (Comedian on stage in front of paying and drunk audience.)

Can this please be moved somewhere else? Nonsense? Living? Politics?

Fucking anywhere else, pretty please?

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Reese

You had me at "Stupid Fucking Emo Fuckers"

Now let's stop saying Emo, it lowers my IQ every time I read it. Kthx.

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nonkem

Ow, my pride. No actually, that's fine. To each their own. I honestly don't think it's that great, I was just venting. But my brother's friends at college thought it was really awesome and said I should put it up on here. You can rest easy knowing that I don't have any more.

Siege

If i'm on MSN talking to my friends, I type words in any way that will make my life easier. For example: skewl = school. Yes, it's only 1 character less, but pressing "e" + "w" is faster than double tapping "o". Same thing with kewl = cool.

My time is valuable and people on MSN tend not to engage me in conversation much more interesting than "omgwtf that phucking prof iz on fking crak. he gav sooooooo muc hmwk!!! oneoneone...."

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--Kevin Smith

This part just makes my posts easier to find

Charlatan

Who are you, Rocky Dennis?

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- Old Man Luedecke

BigBen

I love you man. We are brothers from different mothers.

No offence. I like the 'Vent' idea, and there is time for it, but I was just saying that I think it belongs in a different forum, like Nonsense.

Peace out, Homey. I gatta go bang me some nizzles fo da shizzles !!!!11!!!eleven

/ben walks away into the sunset, strutting like the whitest man on earth.

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Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.