12 PRIESTS
 

TWELVE PRIESTS were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to
line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and
beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before
them.




Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told
that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not
be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with
no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all
the priests until she got to the final priest,Carlos.




As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that if flew off and
fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps
forward and bent over to pick it up.




Then all the other bells began to ring


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Bahahahaha! That is a fucking beautiful punchline! So clean, concise... perfect!

Very funny.

Glad

OMG :D

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Awesome :)

that was so wrong... i'm glad i'm not religious

wow, that was funny, *ahem, sorry god

thats funny

LOL, that was good!

hilarious, thanks...can't wait to share it

classic:D that one is awsome

Funny, especially in light of the new pronouncement that gays won't be ordained...