How drunk do you get?
 

Three men had a very late night drinking Guinness. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways.
The next day, they all met for an early pint, and compared notes about who was drunker the night before.
The first guy claims that he was the most drunk, saying, "I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks."
The second guy said, "You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!"
The third guy proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home, I got into a big fight with the wife, knocked a candle over, and burned the whole house down!"
The room was silent for a moment. Then, the first guy spoke out again, "Listen, guys, I don't think you understand... Chunks is my dog."

DOH!!! I don't think I would have admitted to that!!!

Heh, this got me chuckling. And yeah, I'd never admit that either.

great

five stars. one of those you file away, hope to tell yourself someday. thanks.

Omg i was thinking to myself where is this joke going when the third guy said he burned down the house i mean thats not funny but then WOW good one

Didn't expect that. Yeah, he was drunkest (at least, I hope he was ;) ).

good twist on that one.

hah, good one.

hehe, very good ending, think i've heard it before, but its good nuf' to hear again

I haven't heard this classic in a while! Great joke.

Glad

Sick and funny as hell. I'll tell this one a few times at work tomorrow

That's a great twist I liked it

Great ending

gross but funny. thanks

hrrrmmm... I guess it would be funnier if I knew what the expression "I blew chunks" meant.

ouch!!!, that one hurts, .........thanks for the chuckle!!!

heh, it means he puked.

anyway, i've heard this joke in another form, but i liked this one much better

ROFLMAO!!

Very unexpected and "Oh NOOOO!"

ohhhhhh, thats awesome

This is a great one.

Nice twist at the end.

Yes, a very surprising joke. Great one.

.... I wonder how he looks at his dog now... o_0

heard it but its funny

lol in answer to the title....
drunk enough

cool, thanks for that,

better to lose the bet than to admit what you did to win it...still a good joke though

SICK!!! I loved it! ;-)

oh man. that's so sick. awesome joke!

excellent !

Sick and unexpected.

GREAT!

Drunk enough to make the fat girls in the bar look good at 2am...LOL.
Seriously though, just enough to make the evening fun but not too much to endanger myself or others.

I am using that one next time i am drunk. If I can remember.

very good joke!

:p

fantastic joke. good twist.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

After reading that, I almost started blowing chu..... err I mean laughing my ass off!!

Excellent! :lol:

terrific joke...I can't wait to share it with a heavy drinking Irish friend of mine

so fucking funny I am blowing chunks