blonde alligator shoes
 

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.
She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst
way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local
vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude
of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll
just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of
shoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe
you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"

Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set
on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he
spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water,
shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator
swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the
creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the
swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead
creatures.

The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde
flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out,
"Damn it, this
one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

Haven't heard that one before! Good joke.

Made me laugh! Thanks

silly blondes

I don't get it -Is she blonde because she doesn't realize that killing aligators is against the law?

:p Nooo...she wanted gator shoes, thinking gators wore shoes...not the shoes are made of gator...



If that makes sense.

haha, cant beat a good blonde joke

Just out of curiosity Astro, what colour is your hair?

Always up for a good blonde joke.

This keeps me smiling all day!