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Old 07-10-2005, 02:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
Searching for the perfect brew!
 
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Crack in my windshield

Driving along Interstate 10,
65 miles an hour (speed limit),
minding my own business,
when out of nowhere,
I get a crack in my windshield.
I swerved right,
then left and it was still
right there !!!!!!







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Old 07-10-2005, 04:07 PM   #2 (permalink)
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that is.... nauseating...
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Old 07-10-2005, 06:59 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I wonder if the guy was wearing a shirt that says "If you can read this, the crack fell off!"
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Old 07-11-2005, 01:58 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Damn, that's horrid. I'm suprised you didn't wreck the car!
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Old 07-11-2005, 07:14 PM   #5 (permalink)
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that is funny. crack kills.
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Old 07-11-2005, 07:54 PM   #6 (permalink)
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lol good one,man !
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Old 07-11-2005, 08:09 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I'm going to try and find an image host, because I've got the 3rd photo in the series. It's a cop on a motorcycle motioning for the guy to pull over.
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Old 07-17-2005, 08:08 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Rectum damn near killed him
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