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bobby · 05-20-2005, 03:13 PM

Moses and Jesus were part of a threesome playing golf one day. Moses
pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the
fairway, but rolled directly toward a water trap. Quickly Moses raised
his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound.

Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly
toward the same water trap. It landed right in the center of the pond
and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the
pond and chipped the ball right up on to the green.

The third guy got up and sort of randomly whacked the ball. It headed
out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It
bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there, it bounced onto
the roof of a shack close by and rolled down into the gutter, down the
drainspout, out onto the fairway and straight toward the aforementioned
pond. On the way to the pond, the ball hit a little stone and bounced
out over the water and onto a lily pad, where it rested quietly.
Suddenly, a very large bullfrog jumped up on a lily pad and snatched the
ball into his mouth. Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the
frog and flew away. As they passed over the green, the frog squealed
with fright and dropped the ball, which bounced right into the hole for
a beautiful hole in one.

Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad."

thanks to L.D................xoxoxoo

SirLance · 05-20-2005, 03:35 PM

I once told my priest that I had been playing poorly and decided to let Jesus handle my golf game. Then I found out he hits worse than I do...

Funny one Bobby.

itch vaccine · 05-22-2005, 03:16 AM

hwahwahwa..

that's hillarious =)

ranger · 05-24-2005, 07:59 AM

heard that before but could never remember it, thanks for posting!

05-20-2005, 03:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
bobby Super Moderator Location: 18,000+ posts on TFP #1,2,3,4 and 5,but I'm not counting!	fathers day is comming.... Moses and Jesus were part of a threesome playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway, but rolled directly toward a water trap. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound. Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly toward the same water trap. It landed right in the center of the pond and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped the ball right up on to the green. The third guy got up and sort of randomly whacked the ball. It headed out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there, it bounced onto the roof of a shack close by and rolled down into the gutter, down the drainspout, out onto the fairway and straight toward the aforementioned pond. On the way to the pond, the ball hit a little stone and bounced out over the water and onto a lily pad, where it rested quietly. Suddenly, a very large bullfrog jumped up on a lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As they passed over the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball, which bounced right into the hole for a beautiful hole in one. Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad." thanks to L.D................xoxoxoo __________________ "Life goes on,within you,and...with out you !" xoxoxoo

05-20-2005, 03:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	I once told my priest that I had been playing poorly and decided to let Jesus handle my golf game. Then I found out he hits worse than I do... Funny one Bobby. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

05-22-2005, 03:16 AM	#3 (permalink)
itch vaccine Psycho Location: on my spinning computer chair	hwahwahwa.. that's hillarious =) __________________ "When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein

05-24-2005, 07:59 AM	#4 (permalink)
ranger Crazy Location: antioch IL	heard that before but could never remember it, thanks for posting! __________________ there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and my way, which is the wrong way faster.