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stonewallja · 04-11-2005, 05:02 AM

Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see?"

"I see millions and millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes was silent for a minute. "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent."

MooseMan3000 · 04-11-2005, 06:34 AM

The Lone Ranger and Tanto

It's funny how these jokes get circulated in the internet and everyone reads them in about a week. Well, except for my sister, apprently, because she's sending me stuff that was written 6 years ago.

stonewallja · 04-11-2005, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by MooseMan3000

The Lone Ranger and Tanto

It's funny how these jokes get circulated in the internet and everyone reads them in about a week. Well, except for my sister, apprently, because she's sending me stuff that was written 6 years ago.

Who was that mask man on a horse. Hi! Ho! Silver Away! MooseMan you'd heard this joke?

MooseMan3000 · 04-11-2005, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by stonewallja

Who was that mask man on a horse. Hi! Ho! Silver Away! MooseMan you'd heard this joke?

Yeah, the link I posted was to the other version that was posted a few days ago.

stonewallja · 04-11-2005, 05:12 PM

So you beat me to the punch. Stiry of my life: a day late and a dollar short.

bookie05 · 04-11-2005, 08:32 PM

very very nice

04-11-2005, 05:02 AM	#1 (permalink)
stonewallja Upright Location: Florida	Sherlock Holmes and Doc Watson Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see?" "I see millions and millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" Holmes was silent for a minute. "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent." __________________ Red beans and ricely, stonewallja

04-11-2005, 05:12 PM	#5 (permalink)
stonewallja Upright Location: Florida	So you beat me to the punch. Stiry of my life: a day late and a dollar short. __________________ Red beans and ricely, stonewallja

04-11-2005, 06:34 AM	#2 (permalink)
MooseMan3000 wouldn't mind being a ninja. Location: Maine, the Other White State.	The Lone Ranger and Tanto It's funny how these jokes get circulated in the internet and everyone reads them in about a week. Well, except for my sister, apprently, because she's sending me stuff that was written 6 years ago.

04-11-2005, 08:32 PM	#6 (permalink)
bookie05 Upright	very very nice