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NCB · 03-15-2005, 05:04 AM

A stock broker , on his way home from work in New York, came to a dead halt in the traffic and thought to himself. Wow, this seems much worse than usual. He notices a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer what's the hold up?"

The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is depressed. so she stopped her motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set herself on fire. She says her husband has spent all her money and Democrats told her to forget about running for President in 2008.
So we're taking a collection for her."

The stock broker asks, "How much have you got so far?"

The Officer replies, "About 4 and 1/2 gallons, but a lot of folks are still Siphoning"

streak_56 · 03-15-2005, 01:16 PM

lol.... .thats a great one, I'm gonna have to remember it.

ranger · 03-15-2005, 01:53 PM

ouch... gas is really expensive right now... has she tried sterno?

superiorrain · 03-15-2005, 02:09 PM

I guess you have to be american to truely understand that one. But i'll be sure to use it if i come across one. hehehe

SirLance · 03-17-2005, 12:28 PM

Oh, I'll be telling that one at bowling tonight! Good one!

nofnway · 03-21-2005, 11:53 PM

Right on.......

loganmule · 03-23-2005, 09:40 PM

very good...can't wait to repeat it

macmanmike6100 · 03-24-2005, 12:25 AM

as a new yorker, "I wish!"

Liquor Dealer · 03-24-2005, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by macmanmike6100

as a new yorker, "I wish!"

As a New Yorker you are one of the few who could do something about it - ya'll are the ones that put the bitch in office doncha know!

bookie05 · 03-24-2005, 09:33 PM

ya-aaah! That is absolutely awesome. I have some friends that will roll on the floor after that one!

lordkos · 04-01-2005, 11:27 PM

hah id give all my gas in my car for that

03-15-2005, 02:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
superiorrain Psycho Location: London	I guess you have to be american to truely understand that one. But i'll be sure to use it if i come across one. hehehe __________________ "The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible." - Arthur C. Clarke

03-17-2005, 12:28 PM	#5 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Oh, I'll be telling that one at bowling tonight! Good one! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

03-21-2005, 11:53 PM	#6 (permalink)
nofnway Insane Location: under the freeway bridge	Right on....... __________________ "Iron rusts with disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold water freezes. Even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind" Leonardo Da Vinci

03-15-2005, 01:16 PM	#2 (permalink)
streak_56 who ever said streaking was a bad thing? Location: Calgary	lol.... .thats a great one, I'm gonna have to remember it.

03-15-2005, 01:53 PM	#3 (permalink)
ranger Crazy Location: antioch IL	ouch... gas is really expensive right now... has she tried sterno?

03-23-2005, 09:40 PM	#7 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	very good...can't wait to repeat it

03-24-2005, 12:25 AM	#8 (permalink)
macmanmike6100 High Honorary Junkie Location: Tri-state.	as a new yorker, "I wish!"

03-24-2005, 09:33 PM	#10 (permalink)
bookie05 Upright	ya-aaah! That is absolutely awesome. I have some friends that will roll on the floor after that one!

04-01-2005, 11:27 PM	#11 (permalink)
lordkos Upright	hah id give all my gas in my car for that