Hillary.....
 

A stock broker , on his way home from work in New York, came to a dead halt in the traffic and thought to himself. Wow, this seems much worse than usual. He notices a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer what's the hold up?"


The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is depressed. so she stopped her motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set herself on fire. She says her husband has spent all her money and Democrats told her to forget about running for President in 2008.
So we're taking a collection for her."



The stock broker asks, "How much have you got so far?"



The Officer replies, "About 4 and 1/2 gallons, but a lot of folks are still Siphoning"

lol.... .thats a great one, I'm gonna have to remember it.

ouch... gas is really expensive right now... has she tried sterno?

I guess you have to be american to truely understand that one. But i'll be sure to use it if i come across one. hehehe

Oh, I'll be telling that one at bowling tonight! Good one!

Right on.......

very good...can't wait to repeat it

as a new yorker, "I wish!"

As a New Yorker you are one of the few who could do something about it - ya'll are the ones that put the bitch in office doncha know!

ya-aaah! That is absolutely awesome. I have some friends that will roll on the floor after that one!

hah id give all my gas in my car for that