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chateau_margaux 02-04-2005 05:01 PM

First time
 
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about protection and doing it. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many he'd like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be very busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in." The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy still deep in prayer with his head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to her boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so religious." The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

vector_1979 02-06-2005 03:01 PM

Hee hee hee. I liked that. Very funny.

Hardknock 02-06-2005 04:01 PM

Ouch.......

ranger 02-07-2005 09:01 AM

HAHAHAHA.... i would have been so gone...

Hain 02-07-2005 09:09 AM

Oh man... I see this as a one of those "Not going anywhere for awhile," or
"Getting girlfriend: $4 on a Hallmark Card,
Going on first date: $23 bucks at Olive Garden
Buying condoms for the first time: $20
Unknowingly buying condoms from her father: Priceless"

Delvid 02-07-2005 12:09 PM

I have heard that joke before but it is still funny as hell.

SirLance 02-09-2005 04:08 PM

Oldie but a goodie!


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