loonatic8her

An old man is sitting on his front porch and sees a little boy strolling down the dirt road with a bail of something that looks like wire under his arm. The old man yells to the little boy... "Hey sonny what you got there"? The boy replies.. "I got some chicken wire... I'm going into town to get me some chickens" .. a couple hours the little boys strolls back by the old mans house with a chicken under each arm.

Next day the old man is on his porch again... sees the same little boy with several rolls of silver tape in his hands struggling not to drop them... old man yells to the little boy "Hey sonny... what you got there"? The boy replies... "I got some Duct Tape... I'm going into town to get me some ducks"... a couple hours pass and sure enough the little boy strolls by the old mans house with a duck under each arm.

Next day the old man is sittin on his porch again and sees the same little boy with some odd looking branches over his shoulder... old man yells to the little boy... "Hey sonny what you got there"?... little boy replies... "I got some pussy willows.... Old man stands up and yells back to the little boy... "Hold on let me get my hat".....

rotflmao..... ohh gawd... my sides hurt

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rhaevyn

That's great

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bbbbbb555

that is the funniest joke ive heard in years
thanks

Bauer_Power

Good joke, and it's fairly clean.

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Delvid

Funny stuff.

tommy thompson

That's awesome!! (wheezing from laughing)

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bobby

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Sion

why does the old man want willows?

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I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

ruggles

because he was very crafty and could possibly make a wreath out of them.

i get it.

old men dont make wreaths!!!

ha ha ha ha

:::OshnSoul:::

That is classic. good work!

itch vaccine

Haha, yeap, definitely a good joke

Thankies for the laugh..

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rashonmyash

hohoho
u guys sure know how to tell a joke

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GremlinDelirium

lol, awesome. If only it were that easy

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drakers

That was a great joke, wow, I could stop laughing.

Jadedfox

Fucking hell! My co-workers are looking at me weird for spitting coffee on my keyboard!

LOL!

--jaded

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SirLance

Oldie and a goody! Thanks for the post!

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monkey boy

Thats a classic.

Chuckles

props :P mad props

noGon

lol good one