EGG-XACTLY
 

AN idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running.

A month later, he returns to the dealer to get another hundred chickens because the first lot had died.

Another month passes and he's back at the dealers for another hundred chickens.

"I think I know where I'm going wrong," he tells the dealer,
"I'm planting them too deep." :crazy:

eggcellent!

egg-straordinaire ;)

*giggles* good one Bobby!

Hehe, great yolk!... err... joke!