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Noob 10-11-2004 09:44 AM

dont think this has been posted yet
 
A young couple is golfing one day on a very exclusive course lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the wife slices her shot right through the large front window of the biggest house along the course. They walk up, knock on the door, and hear a voice say, "Come on in." Opening the door, they see glass everywhere and a broken bottle lying on the floor.

A man on the couch says, "Are you the people who broke my window?" The husband begins to apologize, but the man cuts him off. "Actually, I want to thank you—I’m a genie who was trapped in that bottle, and your wayward shot released me. I’m allowed to grant three wishes, so what I’d like to do is give each of you one wish, and I’ll keep the last one for myself."

"Fantastic!" says the husband. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem," says the genie, "it’s the least I could do. And you, ma’am, what do you want?"

"I want a house in every country in the world," says the wife.

"Consider it done," the genie replies, turning back to the man. "And now for my wish. Because I’ve been trapped in that bottle, I haven’t had sex in a really long time. My wish is to sleep with your wife."

The husband takes a long look at his wife and says, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses. If you don’t mind, honey, I don’t either."

The wife agrees, and the genie takes her upstairs, where he ravishes her for three hours. After he’s through, the genie rolls over, looks at the wife, and asks, "How old is your husband, anyway?"

"Thirty-five," she replies.

"And he still believes in genies?"

Glory's Sun 10-11-2004 10:07 AM

:lol: good one

absorbentishe 10-11-2004 10:48 AM

Oldie, but a goodie!

Arc101 10-11-2004 01:15 PM

I like that one

carrot glace 10-11-2004 07:24 PM

that was funny, havent heard that one before

Twizted 10-11-2004 09:33 PM

Nice... :lol: I hadn't heard that one

mordret 10-12-2004 02:42 AM

LOL ! didn't see that coming !
Thanks ... 4 stars.

contain1 10-12-2004 02:52 AM

Ha Ha that was great maybe ill try that

Gortexfogg 10-12-2004 06:16 AM

Hehe, good one!

flashfrost 10-12-2004 10:59 AM

:lol: :lol: that was a good one

Fohur2 10-12-2004 05:08 PM

Oldie but a great Goodie.

CamaroRS1967 10-12-2004 06:32 PM

Great ending!

klo 10-14-2004 05:21 PM

Haha, nice one!

10-14-2004 05:53 PM

That was great. It actually made me laugh out loud.
Thanks for sharing! :thumbsup:

Willravel 10-14-2004 08:26 PM

That joke was based on the life of Mark Twain...

spock 10-20-2004 06:15 AM

Gotta try that one day :)

Delvid 10-20-2004 11:49 AM

Heard it before but still very funny.

duckduck 10-20-2004 12:22 PM

I'd never heard that one before. Nice.....very nice.

zynyxx 10-22-2004 04:30 PM

reminds me of a leprechaun joke i heard once, still funny tho.

usrbinboy 10-23-2004 08:17 AM

Wait wait wait... Genies aren't real?

WarriorBuddha 10-23-2004 08:36 AM

I think I've heard the leprechaun one zynyxx is referring to, but I haven't heard this one. I like it. :thumbsup:

flagpole 10-24-2004 05:14 PM

heheh, never heard that one before

mrdarcy 10-24-2004 07:06 PM

Yes, it's been around a long time, but I don't think that it's ever been posted here


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