Joke of the Day - May 17 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 05-17-2003, 03:28 AM

These three guys escape from Alcatraz prison. One is british, one is American, and the last one is Turkish.

But now they're bored and so they're wandering around thinking of something to do.

"Let's play golf." The American finally says.

"I don't know how to play that." The Turk says.

"Oh it's easy, " answers the Brit, "all you need is a ball, a stick, and a hole."

"I got the ball, " says the American,

"I got the stick, " says the Brit

Then the Turk says, "I don't wanna play."

Zooksport2 · 05-17-2003, 03:36 AM

Gross!

Reese · 05-17-2003, 12:24 PM

rofl I wouldn't want to play with those guys anywayss.

05-17-2003, 03:28 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - May 17 These three guys escape from Alcatraz prison. One is british, one is American, and the last one is Turkish. But now they're bored and so they're wandering around thinking of something to do. "Let's play golf." The American finally says. "I don't know how to play that." The Turk says. "Oh it's easy, " answers the Brit, "all you need is a ball, a stick, and a hole." "I got the ball, " says the American, "I got the stick, " says the Brit Then the Turk says, "I don't wanna play."

05-17-2003, 03:36 AM	#2 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	Gross! __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

05-17-2003, 12:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
Reese Delicious	rofl I wouldn't want to play with those guys anywayss. __________________ “It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry