Joke of the Day - May 17
 

These three guys escape from Alcatraz prison. One is british, one is American, and the last one is Turkish.

But now they're bored and so they're wandering around thinking of something to do.

"Let's play golf." The American finally says.

"I don't know how to play that." The Turk says.

"Oh it's easy, " answers the Brit, "all you need is a ball, a stick, and a hole."

"I got the ball, " says the American,

"I got the stick, " says the Brit

Then the Turk says, "I don't wanna play."

Gross!

rofl I wouldn't want to play with those guys anywayss.