Salt in a sore............ - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

bobby · 07-01-2004, 07:05 AM

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of a plane.The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose and then shuddered quite violently for 10 or 15
seconds. The man went back to his reading.
A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered quite violently as before. The man was becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.
A few more minutes passed and the woman sneezed one more time. Again she took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered violently. The man couldn't restrain his curiosity.
He turned to the woman and said, "You've sneezed three times, wiped your nose with a tissue, then shuddered violently! Are you all right?"
"I'm sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied, "I have a rare condition; when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man was a little embarrassed but even more curious and said, "I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"
The woman looked at him and said, "Pepper."

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cameroncrazy822 · 07-01-2004, 07:12 AM

That could be a messy ailment for a guy...

Delvid · 07-01-2004, 11:28 AM

Good one.

poco_vino · 07-01-2004, 05:16 PM

love it, absolutely love it.

Moobie · 07-01-2004, 09:06 PM

I wonder if it's contagious...

mordret · 07-02-2004, 03:55 AM

excellent, thanks bobby !

kifferfong · 07-02-2004, 08:43 PM

Great one! Heard the guy version before, though, where the guy would wipe his dick everytime he sneezed, until the woman asked why.

kinsaj · 07-03-2004, 12:48 PM

Heard yet another where the woman wiped her crotch and the guy asked...

Err · 07-03-2004, 01:11 PM

That's pretty damned funny. Thanks for the laugh!

bobby · 08-17-2004, 08:04 PM

testing new format...xoxoxoo

WarriorBuddha · 08-18-2004, 04:30 AM

yeah...heard a couple different versions before, but they're all funny

07-01-2004, 07:05 AM	#1 (permalink)
bobby Super Moderator Location: 18,000+ posts on TFP #1,2,3,4 and 5,but I'm not counting!	Salt in a sore............ A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of a plane.The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose and then shuddered quite violently for 10 or 15 seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered quite violently as before. The man was becoming more and more curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed and the woman sneezed one more time. Again she took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered violently. The man couldn't restrain his curiosity. He turned to the woman and said, "You've sneezed three times, wiped your nose with a tissue, then shuddered violently! Are you all right?" "I'm sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied, "I have a rare condition; when I sneeze, I have an orgasm." The man was a little embarrassed but even more curious and said, "I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?" The woman looked at him and said, "Pepper." ......................... ......................... __________________ "Life goes on,within you,and...with out you !" xoxoxoo

07-01-2004, 05:16 PM	#4 (permalink)
poco_vino Upright	love it, absolutely love it. __________________ "Life is a jest and all things show it I thought so once, but now I know it" John Gay

07-01-2004, 09:06 PM	#5 (permalink)
Moobie Insane Location: baked beans	I wonder if it's contagious... __________________ Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers. We like money. Give us your money you stupid consumer whore.

07-03-2004, 12:48 PM	#8 (permalink)
kinsaj Psycho Location: somewhere out there	Heard yet another where the woman wiped her crotch and the guy asked... __________________ boom

07-03-2004, 01:11 PM	#9 (permalink)
Err Upright	That's pretty damned funny. Thanks for the laugh! __________________ Sadness is for poor people.

07-01-2004, 07:12 AM	#2 (permalink)
cameroncrazy822 Junkie Location: MD	That could be a messy ailment for a guy...

07-01-2004, 11:28 AM	#3 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	Good one.

07-02-2004, 03:55 AM	#6 (permalink)
mordret Tilted Location: Metz, France	excellent, thanks bobby !

07-02-2004, 08:43 PM	#7 (permalink)
kifferfong Tilted Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia	Great one! Heard the guy version before, though, where the guy would wipe his dick everytime he sneezed, until the woman asked why.

08-17-2004, 08:04 PM	#10 (permalink)
bobby Super Moderator Location: 18,000+ posts on TFP #1,2,3,4 and 5,but I'm not counting!	testing new format...xoxoxoo __________________ "Life goes on,within you,and...with out you !" xoxoxoo

08-18-2004, 04:30 AM	#11 (permalink)
WarriorBuddha Crazy Location: Japan	yeah...heard a couple different versions before, but they're all funny __________________ Thockmorton knew if he were ever to break wind in the echo chamber, he would never hear the end of it.