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Old 07-06-2004, 02:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
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An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money.

She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.

After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right), an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office.

The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on is desk and replied, "$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets.


The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"

The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."

The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that.

The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"

"Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square."

"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness! .."

"No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.

That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.

The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square.

The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly. The president was happy to oblige.

The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the president... "Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure."

The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, "Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that by 10 o'clock in the morning would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada!"
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Old 07-06-2004, 07:08 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Wow...that's a clever one, huh? Wish I could make money doing stuff like that.
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Old 07-06-2004, 08:07 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Amazing! That's great, thanks for posting
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Old 07-06-2004, 10:28 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Hehe.. heard something similiar before =) Still good.
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Old 07-07-2004, 05:26 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Very good...its like the cool joke that Quintin Tarentino said at the bar on "Desperado". A classic.
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Old 07-07-2004, 08:49 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Heard it before and like it for sure.
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Old 07-08-2004, 12:53 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Thats perfect. Clever old bird..
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Old 07-08-2004, 01:12 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Love this one...
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Old 07-08-2004, 08:03 PM   #9 (permalink)
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That is awsome!! very funny, very similar to the joke from Desperado, the one that Quinten Tarentino tells to Cheech at the bar...

Good stuff
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Old 07-11-2004, 09:35 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Gotta try that....
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Old 07-14-2004, 01:05 AM   #11 (permalink)
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That was perfect
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Old 07-14-2004, 01:33 AM   #12 (permalink)
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It's just like the joke Cheech tells to Desperado in Quentin Tarantino's bar.
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Old 07-14-2004, 07:30 AM   #13 (permalink)
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cool joke!
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Old 07-14-2004, 06:45 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Hahaha, looks like I know what i'll be doing after work
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Old 07-15-2004, 07:18 AM   #15 (permalink)
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haha thats a great one. I like jokes like that.
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