The Lottery Ticket
 

This is dedicated to tekaweni, troit, bobby and all the other guys here that flood this forum with the awesome content that it has.

i've searched for this and it didn't come up, but it's a classic, so enjoy.

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A very religious guy called John finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. He goes into church and begins to pray...........

"God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery."

Lottery night comes and somebody else wins it.

John goes back to church.....................

"God, please let me win the lottery. I've lost my business, my house and now I'm going to lose my car as well."

Lottery night comes and John still has no luck!!

Back to church..................

"God, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house and my car, and now my wife and children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lottery this one time so I can get my life back in order???"

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and John is confronted by the voice of GOD himself.

"JOHN, MEET ME HALF WAY ON THIS ONE, BUY A FUCKING TICKET."

HAHAHAHAHAHA excellent - I havent heard this one before!

Many thanks!

ahahahaha!

Good work!

Thanks for the laugh!
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nice one

Great joke. That will definately be retold this week.

Definatly one to share with others.

I love it, still laughing now.

One of my favorites :)

haha yup, never heard it either

that was friggin hilarious, keep em coming

I liked it. :lol:

Commits to memory. Good stuff.

Haven't heard that one before, and I like it! Thanks.

in the new edition of maxim there's a joke very similar to this, only the main character is a blond woman... which i think makes more sense, but i still like this version better. :)

Having it be a guy, as opposed to just a blonde, gives this little joke the added bonus of doubling as a lesson on life, which is why I like it. If it was just a blonde joke it wouldn't be so memorable.

idiot I didnt see it coming great joke

good one

hahaha. Great!

knew it was coming, but still laughed :)