tekaweni

Leeds has been drinking all afternoon. He suddenly pukes all over his shirt.

He slobbers, "My wife is gonna kill me." The bartender says, "Put a twenty-dollar bill in your shirt pocket and tell your wife that a drunk threw up on you and then gave you the twenty bucks to get it cleaned."

When he gets home, he walks in, tells his wife the story, and hands her the money.
She says, "But there's forty bucks here."
He says, "Yeah, he shit in my pants, too."

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SixEdxMia

Very funny.

loganmule

that's hilarious

cameroncrazy822

That's one of your funniest tek... I don't know how you keep topping yourself. Where do you get this off the wall stuff? Or is that a trade secret. Either way they are some funny off-the-wall jokes.