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Old 04-27-2004, 11:00 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Dating is an odd thing...

>A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
>sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
>down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
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>Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes f lying out of its
>socket towards the man.
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>He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
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>"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in
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>"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
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>They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
>theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
>deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
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>After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to
>her place for a nightcap ......... and stay for breakfast.
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>They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
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>The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
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>The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!!
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>"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
>every guy you meet?"
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>"No," she replies........."
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The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
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>"You just happened to catch my eye."
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>(Oh shut up, I just forward them, I don't write them!)
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Old 04-27-2004, 11:04 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Heh heh heh
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Old 04-27-2004, 11:04 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Heh, it's horrible but I laughed anyway.

I'm going to have to save this one for future use.
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Old 04-27-2004, 01:20 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Aaacccckkkkk.....nice punchline.
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Old 04-27-2004, 01:52 PM   #5 (permalink)
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*cringe* cheesy but good
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Old 04-27-2004, 04:11 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Reminds me of the one about a prostitute that could sing while performing fellatio.
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Old 04-27-2004, 05:15 PM   #7 (permalink)
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OMG kill me now. Funny, but so, so corny.
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Old 04-27-2004, 05:57 PM   #8 (permalink)
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That's GOLD!!! Didn't see it coming.
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Old 04-28-2004, 01:21 AM   #9 (permalink)
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......... Stupid...
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Old 04-29-2004, 06:50 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Corny...very corny.
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Old 04-29-2004, 10:23 AM   #11 (permalink)
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chuckle!
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Old 04-29-2004, 10:38 AM   #12 (permalink)
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All that build up for nothing
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Old 04-29-2004, 12:53 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Groan....that was my kind of joke.
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Old 04-29-2004, 05:16 PM   #14 (permalink)
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That was cornier than the cornfield outside my house.....

Ok, so probably could have made a better comparison, but Im lazy.

The joke amsused me too. :P
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Old 04-30-2004, 03:36 PM   #15 (permalink)
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BOO!!!! But I still laughed...
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Old 04-30-2004, 03:52 PM   #16 (permalink)
Comment or else!!
 
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Quote:
the woman says as she pops her eye back
No wonder this part seems to stand out to me.....hahahaha
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Old 04-30-2004, 04:24 PM   #17 (permalink)
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nice...
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Old 04-30-2004, 05:51 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Wow...wow. Corny yet funny!
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Old 05-01-2004, 08:36 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Hahah I can smell the cheese from here
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Old 05-02-2004, 02:07 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Originally posted by saut
Reminds me of the one about a prostitute that could sing while performing fellatio.
glad im not the only one that made that connection as well
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Old 05-04-2004, 11:24 PM   #21 (permalink)
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That was soooo bad! I laughed my ass offf!
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Old 05-05-2004, 08:34 AM   #22 (permalink)
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I guessed that after the first line, but it was funny thanks
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