cameroncrazy822

>A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
>sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
>down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
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>Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes f lying out of its
>socket towards the man.
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>He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
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>"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in
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>"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
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>They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
>theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
>deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
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>After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to
>her place for a nightcap ......... and stay for breakfast.
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>They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
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>The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
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>The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!!
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>"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
>every guy you meet?"
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>"No," she replies........."
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The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
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>"You just happened to catch my eye."
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>(Oh shut up, I just forward them, I don't write them!)

WarWagon

Heh heh heh

Lokus

Heh, it's horrible but I laughed anyway.

I'm going to have to save this one for future use.

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The black wind howls...

zaiaz

Aaacccckkkkk.....nice punchline.

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Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

sillygirl

*cringe* cheesy but good

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Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken
....absence makes me miss him more...

saut

Reminds me of the one about a prostitute that could sing while performing fellatio.

MadHatder

OMG kill me now. Funny, but so, so corny.

Sensei

That's GOLD!!! Didn't see it coming.

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mojoman

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......... Stupid...

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troit

Corny...very corny.

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I've yet to dephile myself...

bond007

chuckle!

flagpole

All that build up for nothing

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larrydk3

Groan....that was my kind of joke.

Homey_V

That was cornier than the cornfield outside my house.....

Ok, so probably could have made a better comparison, but Im lazy.

The joke amsused me too. :P

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You did what with a duck?

Blackthorn

BOO!!!! But I still laughed...

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What are you willing to give up in order to get what you want?

KellyC

No wonder this part seems to stand out to me.....hahahaha

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.

Gnzo

nice...

CamaroRS1967

Wow...wow. Corny yet funny!

blaze

Hahah I can smell the cheese from here

oblar

glad im not the only one that made that connection as well

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Jadey

That was soooo bad! I laughed my ass offf!

japhyryder

I guessed that after the first line, but it was funny thanks

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