RPG Office Supplies
 

I found this rather amusing and I hope you all enjoy it.
Personally, I want #4 so I can get some sleep, I swear all I do is get pages.

Role-playing Game Office Supplies
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11. Striped Tie of Resist Management
10. Mouse of Negate Firewall
9. Large Potion of Replenish Toner
8. Blinking Hub of Brilliance
7. Rusty Wand of Postpone Deadline
6. Potion of Manager Detection
5. Amulet of Blame Reflection
4. Ring of Pager Control
3. Scroll of Create Intern
2. Coffee Cup of Holding
1. Wand of Project Cancellation

Our department freqnently used #9, and usually needed #3, and would have ceased to function without #2.