bobby

The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.

The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".

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"Life goes on,within you,and...with out you !" xoxoxoo

Evil Milkman

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the egg's house.

twilightfoix

yeah heard it, but still a funny bit of sick humor

KellyC

OMG!! I finally get this joke!!


(yeah..i've been livin' under a rock)

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.

small one

Very good

Nancy

*giggling*

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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy.
I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

johnsmith

an oldie but a goodie.

Radi8tor

good clean fun...the dirtyness is all implied!