Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community  

Go Back   Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community > Interests > Tilted Humor


 
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 03-19-2004, 05:50 AM   #1 (permalink)
Addict
 
You gotta love Wal-Mart

A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel.

She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over
to the register.

There is a Wal-Mart associate standing there with dark shades on. She
says, "Excuse me, Sir ... can you tell me anything about this rod and
reel?"

He says, "Ma'am, I'm blind, but if you will drop it on the counter I can
tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it
makes.

She didn't believe him but dropped it on the counter anyway.

He said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test
line. It's a good all around rod and reel, and it cost 20.00.

She says, "It is amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of
it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for, so
I'll take it."

He walks behind the counter to the register, she bends down to get her
purse and farts.

At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that there is no way he
could tell it was her. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the
only person around.

He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50."

She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?"

He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00,
and the catfish stink bait is $2.50.
And thank you for shopping Wal-Mart.
__________________
I blow my nose at you. Now go away before I taunt you a second time.
blkdmnd is offline  
Old 03-19-2004, 05:53 AM   #2 (permalink)
Addict
 
fatboss's Avatar
 
Location: Liverpool, UK
*snigger* That was funny!
__________________
"never mind that shit........here comes Mongo!"
fatboss is offline  
Old 03-19-2004, 11:36 AM   #3 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Iliftrocks's Avatar
 
Location: Near Raleigh, NC
Reminds me of one about a shithouse door on a tuna boat.......
__________________
bill hicks - "I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."
Iliftrocks is offline  
Old 03-19-2004, 09:04 PM   #4 (permalink)
Insane
 
twilightfoix's Avatar
 
Location: in the clouds ;)
yeah, i heard before, but still funny as hell.
twilightfoix is offline  
Old 03-19-2004, 11:16 PM   #5 (permalink)
Insane
 
Location: Mexico
hahahahaha nice one
__________________
Ignorance Is Bliss
mastboyx is offline  
Old 03-20-2004, 01:26 AM   #6 (permalink)
Banned
 
Location: York
Te-he very funny
small one is offline  
Old 03-20-2004, 05:35 AM   #7 (permalink)
Tilted
 
Very amusing.
teseniarkc is offline  
Old 03-21-2004, 03:48 PM   #8 (permalink)
Addict
 
diddagirl's Avatar
 
Location: Calgary, AB
lo. i likey that one!
__________________
"Is it so small a thing to have enjoyed the sun, to have lived long in the spring, to have loved, to have thought, to have done."
-Matthew Arnold
diddagirl is offline  
Old 03-23-2004, 11:06 AM   #9 (permalink)
Insane
 
whoops, should've held it in a little longer
fizzledorf is offline  
Old 03-23-2004, 11:10 AM   #10 (permalink)
Crazy
 
duck call....bwahaha
kwoodmex is offline  
Old 03-24-2004, 01:53 PM   #11 (permalink)
Addict
 
Silverbrain's Avatar
 
Location: Nor Cal
lol good one!...and it explains the duck population in my neighborhood too.
__________________
Over Thinking, Over Analyzing
Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK
Silverbrain is offline  
Old 03-25-2004, 01:42 PM   #12 (permalink)
Tilted
 
very funny
sapphire is offline  
 

Tags
gotta, love, walmart


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 04:10 PM.

Tilted Forum Project

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54