bobby

One day there were four nuns in line for confessional.
The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."
He asked how.
She said "I saw a man's private part." He told her to wash her eyes with holy water.
The second nun comes in and says, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."
He asked how.
"I touched a man's private parts." He told her to wash her hands in holy water.
Then he heard the third and fourth nun fighting. He asked why they were fighting.
The fourth nun said, "I'm not going to wash my mouth in the holy water if she is going to wash her ass in it."

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Crack

Mmmmmm... Nuns...

Some thing very erotic about nuns...

Maybe it's the fact that it is forbiden fruit...

or maybe.. I already know I am going to hell, so what the hell..

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

tommy thompson

Now, now sisters...there is no need to fight, the orders the Holy Father gave were direct and precise.....

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...a wandering soul...

Beanie

Sorry, i have a hard time thinking about nuns doing that stuff...

diddagirl

Yeah, I have heard that one before. Its a goodie.

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small one

Heard it b4 but it still brings a smile