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pazza 05-05-2003 04:32 AM

jim and the gorgeous girl
 
I dunno, whenever i hear this joke i crack up

A guy walks into a pub and sees his mate Jim slumped over the bar. He walks up and asks him: "Whats the matter?" Jim looks up dolefully and says: "Hey Bob, Well you know that really gorgeous girl at my work, with the great chest, gorgeous bum and fantastic legs? You remember I mentioned that without fail I get an erection when I see her." "Yeah I remember" says his friend. "Well I finally got the nerve to ask her out." says Jim. Bob raises an eyebrow: "That's great! What did she say?" "Well she said "Yes!" I have just come back from seeing her" his mate says bitterly. "Well how did it go?" asks Bob, a little confused. "Well I thought ahead, and not wanting to draw immediate attention to my attaction to her I decided to tape my old fella to my leg. It wasn't too uncomfortable and when I went to pick her up she looked amazing - wearing the shortest dress I have ever seen, breasts about to pop out. She looked fantastic!" "So why're you drinking yourself into oblivion down here? What the hell went wrong?" asked Bob. Jim replied: "I kicked her in the face."

crewsor 05-05-2003 04:57 AM

Thats great. I havn't heard that one.

cchris 05-05-2003 05:08 AM

Excellent joke

jmf1234 05-05-2003 06:25 AM

What a great joke. thanks for the laugh

forgotten_dream 05-05-2003 10:39 AM

*L* I've heard that one before, but it still makes me laugh....

Darklight Adept 05-05-2003 11:35 AM

bwah! that's great!

Eviltree 05-05-2003 12:02 PM

that was hillarious.

Silverbrain 05-05-2003 12:46 PM

Nice one.

Sparky 05-05-2003 01:10 PM

Never heard that one before, good one.

vevaphon 05-05-2003 02:34 PM

oh god, i had a co-worker come in to my cube to find out why i was laughing.

good thing she didn't see the joke.

riptide4070 05-05-2003 05:02 PM

LOL...not all these jokes get that kind of response

gloveshot3 05-05-2003 05:35 PM

aww to be that young again, today i'd only hit her knee-cap

Hycdubg 05-06-2003 07:31 AM

Haha! great joke, but....no pic?

Blazin 05-06-2003 07:45 AM

hahaha, thats hilarious!

GSRIDER 05-06-2003 09:16 AM

Great Joke

now for a serios question....
was that joke of English origin? It sounds like british humor for some reason

warrrreagl 05-06-2003 09:48 AM

A new one for me, and already a classic.

prb 05-06-2003 11:37 AM

First joke in a while that made me laugh out loud when I read it.


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