Superbowl
 

A man wins the office contest and gets a trip to the Superbowl. However, when he gets there, his seats are way the hell up in the nosebleed section. As he sits through the first quarter, he notices a nice seat way up front, empty. He keeps eyeing it and it stays empty. Thus, he decides to go take it during the break.

When he arrives at the seat, there is a man sitting next to empty seat. The man asks, "Is anyone sitting here?"

The other man says, "Well, this is my wife's seat. We have had these seats for the past twenty years, coming to every Superbowl together."

He replies, "Oh, where is your wife now?"

The owner of the seats states, "My wife died last week in a very unfortunate accident."

Shocked, the man replies, "Oh, I'm so sorry. Don't you have any family members or friends that would like to come?"

The widower says, "No, they're all at the funeral."

That's aweful

Yeah, but it's funny!

Heard it before but it is still funny

Can't miss the Superbowl!! its like, the game you HAVE TO to see!

It's amazing what football does to people. I come from the Denver area where Broncos season tickets are often disputed over in divorce cases.

Though now I'm living in Phoenix where the visiting team's fans outnumber the Cardnals fans.

Football does such amazing things....especially the Superbowl.

i like it
 

i like it, i like it alot, thats one to tell the family

I know a similar joke about golf:

Two guys are golfing, when they see a funeral procession drive by the golf course. The first guy takes off his hat and waits in respectful silence while the cortege passes by.

The second guy says "Gee, I didn't realize you were so respectful!"

Says the first guy, "Well, she was a good wife..."