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Old 05-03-2003, 11:55 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The stop sign.

A veteran Texas Ranger pulled over a red Porsche
after it had run a stop sign. He walked up to the car door and said, "Sir, may I see your driver's license and registration please?"

The Yankee said, "What's the problem, officer?"

"You just ran the stop sign back there at the last intersection."

"Oh, come on pal, there wasn't a car within miles of me!"

"Nevertheless sir, you are required to come to a complete stop, look both ways, and proceed with caution."

"You've got to be kidding me!"

"It's no joke, sir".

"Look, I slowed down almost to a complete stop, saw no one within twenty miles, and proceeded with caution."

"That's beside the point, sir. You are supposed to come to a complete stop, and you didn't. Now, may I see your license and registration,please?"

"You've got a lot of time on your hands, pal! What's the matter, all thedoughnut shops closed?"

"Sir, I'll overlook that last comment. Let me see your license and
registration immediately!"

"I will, if you can tell me the difference between slowing down, and coming to a complete stop."

The veteran Ranger had had enough and said to the driver, "Sir, I can do better than that." He opened the car door, dragged the obnoxious motorist out, and proceeded to methodically beat him over the head with his nightstick.

"Now, sir, let me ask you this. Would you like me to slow down...or come to a complete stop?"
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Old 05-04-2003, 12:38 AM   #2 (permalink)
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haha nice one!
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Old 05-04-2003, 10:11 PM   #3 (permalink)
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thats great
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Old 05-04-2003, 10:57 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I hate cops they would do that (well not all cops just the ones that can be dickheads)
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Old 05-04-2003, 11:49 PM   #5 (permalink)
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haha, clever.
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Old 05-05-2003, 04:18 AM   #6 (permalink)
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funny, have friends that would be on both sides of that thing
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Old 05-05-2003, 07:33 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Ummm, slow down, no please stop! haha
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Old 05-05-2003, 09:24 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Nice!
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Old 05-05-2003, 02:21 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I read it.
I don't regret it.
heh
Thanks chris...
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Old 05-05-2003, 05:04 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Personally...I'm on the cops side
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Old 05-05-2003, 05:08 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Which Yankee? Clemens would deserve it (coming from a NY fan.)(
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Old 05-05-2003, 05:29 PM   #12 (permalink)
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should only happen to Steinbrenner
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Old 05-05-2003, 05:46 PM   #13 (permalink)
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haha, that guy got what was coming to him
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Old 05-06-2003, 06:21 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Yep ever heard the saying...."Don't mess with TEXAS?"
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Old 05-06-2003, 04:24 PM   #15 (permalink)
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ROFLMAO, thats the funniest joke I have read in a while.
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Old 05-06-2003, 07:35 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I think he made his point! Now, if the guy in the porsche is a masochist...
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Old 05-06-2003, 08:26 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Ouch!

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if the guy in the porsche is a masochist
It sure sounds like it!
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