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Old 01-24-2004, 02:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A guy goes out on a date with a girl. He takes her to dinner and a movie. Then he takes her home and starts fucking her in the ass.

The girl complains "Isn't anal sex on the first date a bit presumptuous?"

The guy responds "Isn't presumtuous a pretty big word for an 12 year old?"
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Old 01-24-2004, 05:38 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 01-24-2004, 09:50 PM   #3 (permalink)
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short, sweet and sick! just the way i like em!
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Old 01-24-2004, 11:01 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Yow! Good one, thanks.
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Old 01-25-2004, 05:49 AM   #5 (permalink)
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lolz...... bit yuck if that guy is old... but still funny
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Old 01-25-2004, 06:11 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I feel dirty, but damn I can't help but laugh!
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Old 01-25-2004, 03:26 PM   #7 (permalink)
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hahaha......hilarious
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Old 01-25-2004, 03:50 PM   #8 (permalink)
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well now i have a new joke to tell at work
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Old 01-25-2004, 05:45 PM   #9 (permalink)
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LOL tahts just wrong, but funny

i like it
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Old 01-26-2004, 12:14 AM   #10 (permalink)
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lol.....quite gross, but still funny.
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Old 01-26-2004, 10:32 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 02-04-2004, 10:49 PM   #12 (permalink)
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In the words of Jimbo Kern (South Park):

"Ho ho ho, that's disgusting! Now you see Stan, that's a dirty little bastard!"

...and yes I laughed my ass off.
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Old 02-08-2004, 09:16 AM   #13 (permalink)
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this made me laugh, but for some reason I feel guilty...still funny though
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Old 02-08-2004, 08:53 PM   #14 (permalink)
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i'm going to remember that one. Big for a 12 year old, damn that's good.
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Old 02-09-2004, 01:28 PM   #15 (permalink)
 
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Old 02-09-2004, 06:46 PM   #16 (permalink)
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lol...nice
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