Big words
 

A guy goes out on a date with a girl. He takes her to dinner and a movie. Then he takes her home and starts fucking her in the ass.

The girl complains "Isn't anal sex on the first date a bit presumptuous?"

The guy responds "Isn't presumtuous a pretty big word for an 12 year old?"

woof woof

nice!
short, sweet and sick! just the way i like em!

Yow! Good one, thanks.

lolz...... bit yuck if that guy is old... but still funny ;)

I feel dirty, but damn I can't help but laugh!

hahaha......hilarious

well now i have a new joke to tell at work

LOL tahts just wrong, but funny

i like it

lol.....quite gross, but still funny.

bah dum dum ching

In the words of Jimbo Kern (South Park):

"Ho ho ho, that's disgusting! Now you see Stan, that's a dirty little bastard!"

...and yes I laughed my ass off.

this made me laugh, but for some reason I feel guilty...still funny though

i'm going to remember that one. Big for a 12 year old, damn that's good.

fuckin'A

lol...nice