05-01-2003, 11:38 AM | #1 (permalink) |
Essen meine kurze Hosen
Location: NY Burbs
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Two lesbians in a bar...
Two lesbians in a bar were looking at a woman across the room.
The first one said, "Boy, I sure would like to plumb her depths with my tongue." "No, you wouldn't," said the second, "I know her, and she's hung like a doughnut."
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05-01-2003, 12:18 PM | #4 (permalink) |
pinche vato
Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton
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I DO, and it's a SCREAM!!!
Along those same lines, I'll never forget Robert Wuhl starting a joke this way once: "Sitting in the front row of last night's show were two disgruntled lesbians - as if there were another kind..."
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05-01-2003, 05:10 PM | #6 (permalink) |
bAck iN aCtiOn!
Location: in my imagination
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i don't get it
oh well
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