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Brewmaniac · 01-05-2004, 04:47 AM

Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a
vacation in Las Vegas. At the hotel bar, they're
dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to
their separate rooms.
The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he's
unable to reach a certain physical state that
would enable him to join with his date. His
depression is enhanced by the fact that, from
the next room he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO,
THREE...HUH!" all night long.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first,
"How did it go?"
The first whispered back, "It was so
embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection."
The second dwarf shook his head. "You think
that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the
bed!"

MexicanOnABike · 01-05-2004, 01:47 PM

ahahahah! fucking brillianT! that was good.

cchris · 01-05-2004, 03:23 PM

The mental picture.

"Bounce bounce bounce"

Shpoop · 01-05-2004, 03:46 PM

that is so good! i didnt see it coming in a million years!

KellyC · 01-16-2004, 10:01 AM

OH God!! brilliant!!

mental picture helps too

Order_of_Monkey · 01-16-2004, 04:07 PM

Thats so evil and yet so funny

Gortexfogg · 01-18-2004, 09:55 AM

Hilarious stuff!!

Silverbrain · 01-18-2004, 10:24 AM

lol...funny stuff.

PayUp · 01-18-2004, 11:32 AM

kinda have to feel sorry for them

sigma1042 · 01-19-2004, 11:27 AM

somewhere i have a clip of norm macdonald telling that as a story on conan's show

it was hilarious

found it
http://www.fakenews.net/archive/tran..._26_conan.html

riptide4070 · 01-19-2004, 07:30 PM

not bad

Mavric98 · 01-21-2004, 03:00 AM

that was good

deportes · 02-15-2004, 05:44 PM

great joke

lucidity · 02-15-2004, 06:14 PM

Cute.

bond007 · 02-18-2004, 03:29 PM

LOL... that's freakin' hilarious!

01-05-2004, 04:47 AM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	A night in Vegas... Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas. At the hotel bar, they're dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to their separate rooms. The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he's unable to reach a certain physical state that would enable him to join with his date. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...HUH!" all night long. In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection." The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed!" __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

01-05-2004, 01:47 PM	#2 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	ahahahah! fucking brillianT! that was good. __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

01-05-2004, 03:23 PM	#3 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	The mental picture. "Bounce bounce bounce" __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

01-16-2004, 10:01 AM	#5 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	OH God!! brilliant!! mental picture helps too __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

01-16-2004, 04:07 PM	#6 (permalink)
Order_of_Monkey Tilted Location: Canada	Thats so evil and yet so funny __________________ Have a day

01-05-2004, 03:46 PM	#4 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	that is so good! i didnt see it coming in a million years!

01-18-2004, 09:55 AM	#7 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Hilarious stuff!!

01-18-2004, 10:24 AM	#8 (permalink)
Silverbrain Addict Location: Nor Cal	lol...funny stuff. __________________ Over Thinking, Over Analyzing Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK

01-18-2004, 11:32 AM	#9 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	kinda have to feel sorry for them __________________ Born to Lose.

01-19-2004, 11:27 AM	#10 (permalink)
sigma1042 Crazy	somewhere i have a clip of norm macdonald telling that as a story on conan's show it was hilarious found it http://www.fakenews.net/archive/tran..._26_conan.html __________________ [Arthur] HA HA HA HA, It's a little joke![/Arthur]

01-19-2004, 07:30 PM	#11 (permalink)
riptide4070 Addict Location: Boone, NC	not bad __________________ "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist" -Kevin Spacey 'The Usual Suspects'

01-21-2004, 03:00 AM	#12 (permalink)
Mavric98 Tilted Location: I am not living.	that was good __________________ "Hope is for people that don't stand a chance."

02-15-2004, 05:44 PM	#13 (permalink)
deportes Psycho	great joke

02-15-2004, 06:14 PM	#14 (permalink)
lucidity Crazy Location: ...the space between what's wrong and right...	Cute. __________________ Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. -William Newton Clark

02-18-2004, 03:29 PM	#15 (permalink)
bond007 Junkie Location: too far from Texas	LOL... that's freakin' hilarious!