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A night in Vegas...
Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a
vacation in Las Vegas. At the hotel bar, they're dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to their separate rooms. The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he's unable to reach a certain physical state that would enable him to join with his date. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...HUH!" all night long. In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection." The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed!" |
ahahahah! fucking brillianT! that was good.
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The mental picture.
"Bounce bounce bounce" :lol: |
that is so good! i didnt see it coming in a million years!
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OH God!! brilliant!! :lol: mental picture helps too :lol:
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Thats so evil and yet so funny
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Hilarious stuff!!
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lol...funny stuff.
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kinda have to feel sorry for them
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somewhere i have a clip of norm macdonald telling that as a story on conan's show
it was hilarious found it http://www.fakenews.net/archive/tran..._26_conan.html |
not bad
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that was good
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great joke
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Cute. :lol:
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LOL... that's freakin' hilarious!
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